Look Up_See Blue

December 15th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^

I was just about to do a thread on this.  better late than pregnant..  I think he gets a pass because his name is Zolton.  That's a pretty bad ass name right there.

Red_Lee

December 15th, 2011 at 1:58 AM ^

space emperors don't apologize. he bent time/space to make it appear as an apology, but now the children know the truth. if you're nice, the space emperor will teleport a present under your tree. santa only exists in tim allen movies.

LSAClassOf2000

December 15th, 2011 at 5:40 AM ^

The first few are from Santa, but then Emperor Zoltan discovered the usurper while wrapping my son's remote control car. The situation was dealt with swiftly - all future gifts will come from Emperor Zoltan.