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What is the use for Santa when you have Space Emperors?
The reporters facial expression when Zoltan says Santa isn't real
I knew it was referring to Zoltan, but had no idea what would be there when I clicked. Thank you for sharing this.
space emperors don't apologize. he bent time/space to make it appear as an apology, but now the children know the truth. if you're nice, the space emperor will teleport a present under your tree. santa only exists in tim allen movies.
The first few are from Santa, but then Emperor Zoltan discovered the usurper while wrapping my son's remote control car. The situation was dealt with swiftly - all future gifts will come from Emperor Zoltan.
His personality is to be funny, but he should have known better.
That reporter has clearly never seen A Christmas Story. I'm also beginning to doubt if she passed 6th grade.
I don't know how in the world she could have missed the easy, cliche comeback when the guy said he wanted a Red Rider BB Gun. I mean, COME ON.