What is the use for Santa when you have Space Emperors?
Galactic Overlords > fat men in gaudy suits
December 15th, 2011 at 12:08 AM ^
Dammit Zoltan
December 15th, 2011 at 12:15 AM ^
The reporters facial expression when Zoltan says Santa isn't real
December 15th, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
I knew it was referring to Zoltan, but had no idea what would be there when I clicked. Thank you for sharing this.
December 15th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
I was just about to do a thread on this. better late than pregnant.. I think he gets a pass because his name is Zolton. That's a pretty bad ass name right there.
December 15th, 2011 at 1:58 AM ^
space emperors don't apologize. he bent time/space to make it appear as an apology, but now the children know the truth. if you're nice, the space emperor will teleport a present under your tree. santa only exists in tim allen movies.
December 15th, 2011 at 5:40 AM ^
The first few are from Santa, but then Emperor Zoltan discovered the usurper while wrapping my son's remote control car. The situation was dealt with swiftly - all future gifts will come from Emperor Zoltan.
December 15th, 2011 at 6:41 AM ^
His personality is to be funny, but he should have known better.
December 15th, 2011 at 11:06 AM ^
That reporter has clearly never seen A Christmas Story. I'm also beginning to doubt if she passed 6th grade.
December 15th, 2011 at 1:07 PM ^
I don't know how in the world she could have missed the easy, cliche comeback when the guy said he wanted a Red Rider BB Gun. I mean, COME ON.