HOLY FUCK I JUST BROKE THE COUCH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alternate headline: man does job
ALMOST broke my cell phone throwing at the couch instead of the wall
I launched a remote, I need some Zantac, what a game!!
I at least just sprained something in my foot.
They didn't break. But I just ruined my underwear.
Awesome, just awesome..my dog thinks I am completely nuts..he is hiding under the coffee table right now!!!!!!!
We have a 5 month old puppy. Now she's *certain* we're nuts. I'm just glad we didn't literally scare the crap out of her. The whole family was going crazy!
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." -John Steinbeck
I hit my hand on the ceiling. It hurts now, but I can't stop smiling.
I almost hit my 8 foot ceiling with my head!!!
Really had to restrain myself from breaking my hand on the wall after the 95 yard TD. If my kid was not in the room, I would be fighting game traffic to try to get across SB to the hospital right now.
almost broke a hotel remote. probably should've!
my vocal chords
By the way after that late hit I would have broke something if they scored a TD as time expired
I am very thankful we won with a touchdown and were not kicking for a tie at the end. And I didn;t break anything.....but I did have to change my briefs.
On ND's last TD I broke my remote and my friend stopped me from hitting my cell phone.
On Michigan's game winner, I think I turned my ankle as I landed from jumping...
The lamp next to my couch: remote flew out of my hand and destroyed it. Definitely worth it :-D
By sheer dumb luck, I had just stood up from the couch and didn't have anything in my hand. I might have yelled a bit.
i threw my $500 iphone as hard as i could into the couch hahahaha
but as soon as I got back from the bar my dog thought I was insane from jumping around like an insane man.
Threw a glass out the window after Rudolph's TD, and then fell on my ass jumping up and down and may have broken my elbow.
I had to pee with <2 minutes left but couldn't even risk going to the bathroom during the timeout. So worth it.
there was a bag of empty pop bottles nearby that got a nice boot.
I broke the gateway (along with several hundred thousand other deliriously happy M fans). Time to get a new wheel for the hamsters . . . .
at least 7 massive heart attacks during that game
I actually almost puked in the stands due to a combination of hunger and extreme nervousness.