It's my first year in Ann Arbor and I want to go.
...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
The next grave walk is scheduled for saturday. It will be the grand finale of the death of MIchigan Football as we once knew it.
Commander Schembechler: Call in the Negpalm...
Captain Carr: Roger that, sir.
Captain Carr (to self): God I love this job.
Brigadier Brandstatter: What an effort by your team this week, Captain.
Captain Carr: No question, Jim.
Capt. Carr: "I love the smell of negpalm in the morning. Smells like....like victory!"
Capt. Rod: "Sir, we are running a little low on the negpalm, is it alright if we just drop Barwis off?"
Commander Schembechler: Save Barwis for end game scenario, just drop a MOAB.