Wednesday Ohio Hate thread

Submitted by octal9 on

Because why hate just the school when it's so easy to extend it to the entire state, right?

I "wrote" this tonight (ie, I was drunk and bored). Put it to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song and enjoy.

Oh I wish they'd build a wall around Ohio,
that is what I'd truly like to see.
Because if they'd build a wall around Ohio,
none of them could ever bother me.

Build it twelve feet wide and ten times taller,
No buckeye would be able to escape.
And then we could just fill it up with water:
We could turn it into the sixth Great Lake!