... or maybe bedbugs in his Irish quilt.
We need to put damefan1 on staff
That would explain why he scratches it so much.
Okay... I admit it. When I saw through being sad for her, I laughed.
Edit: Supposed to be one post down. Oops.
Damefan1 should lay off the meth, his itching is getting out of hand.
Put him on staff? Does that mean we have to take him off of suicide watch?
I'm hoping the chance to constantly make asinine predictions about Michigan will provide him enough reason to live.
Wait, he already does that? Maybe the lucky charms then.