"We Don't Redshirt Here at Ohio State"

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Poop anywhere other than in coolers.

They don't redshirt because the players that play there want to get out of that university as quick as possible

It's nothing to be ashamed about.  Everybody redshirts people, redshirts you, redshirts me, whatever.

Can we just combine this thread and the "Rats of Columbus" thread and the "Urban Hates Us" thread into one giant "We Hate Ohio State Thread to Rule Them All"?

And they did. And so will OSU. 

But hey, if they want to have undersized linemen who get one less year when they're in their prime, and star QB's using up a year of eligibility doing nothing, more power to him.

of "compliance" here at Ohio

Beat Michigan in football in 2011

"we call it scarlett-shirting"

derp

He does realize that Michigan is a much better school AND has a larger alumni base, right?

"We don't Redshirt because if you need to be redshirted, you're not good enough to play right away. We'd rather you be gone in 4 years to make room for other, more talented players than to give you a chance with a 5th year."

Is redshirt the new cool kids way of saying "monitor for compliance?"

I mean, schools redshirt kids for a reason. It would be pretty crazy to prefer to get the age 18 season of a kid instead of his age 23 season?

Is it because they think all their kids are going to the NFL?

know if you want fries with your order, that's why they asked.

was why he left, the big house does it better.    

"We don't buy new cars here at Ohio State, we just take extended test drives."

"We don't fire our head coaches here at Ohio State, they fire us."

That way when they're physically ready to play they only have 1-3 years to prove themselves, and by that time we can cut them for recruits that are better. 

Your teams also lose to Michigan in bowl games even when the game is held in your team's home state, right Urb?

Why would he care if players redshirt? He won't be there in 5 years anyway.

"We don't worry about academics, there's no way you can fail, even if you give minimal effort you can't fail"

"We can't beat the SEC...or Michigan without cheating!"

I wish Ohio State the best of luck with this idea.  If you're going to load your roster with specimens who are ready to play from Day 1, go for it.  Have fun fighting the SEC schools for them.  Have fun when they jump to the pros after 3 years.  

Meanwhile the rest of the intelligent world will be recruiting a mixture of kids who are ready on day one and supplmenting that with guys who require a year of redshirtinng/time in a college weight program.  

I wonder if Pryor had the preferred leasing plan from Chrysler...

"We don't have gold pants to pawn from the  2011 game".

dont get this I mean every team redshirts What advantage do you get by just sitting the bench your freshman year and losing a year of eligability cause old Urban doesnt use redshirts. I mean this is just another dumb thing out of his mouth.

You don't get it because it makes zero sense.  If recruits thought about it, they would realize it makes zero sense as well.

he said this at florida too. it's just recruiting bs

as an academic institution to remove an AD and President who acted disgracefully in the face of an obviously lying and cheating head coach.  In fact, we now act like this never happened at all.  This has changed our culture, and will haunt us in the end."

I Hate seeing UM abbreviated for Urban Myer, this is a blasphemy, fer god's sake!!!

Probably lowers probablility of arrest during 4am "training meetings" outside well respected establishments near a 24 hour tattoo parlour.