We did win Saturday: TWIS
Link: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/9/10/6118753/twis-michiga…
EDIT: What a slow day. I can hardly believe this is still at the top of the Board.
September 10th, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
Content quality has gone downhill since Brian (yes, THAT Brian) stopped submitting it.
September 10th, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
Hooray...
September 10th, 2014 at 2:27 PM ^
It's going to be interesting seeing Senior version of Taysom Hill on September 26, 2015.
September 10th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
I like watching him do silly things to people.
I probably won't like it quite as much next year.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:02 PM ^
gone on his mormon mission yet? because if he hasn't he might have to miss next season... or has he already gone and is now 32 with a family of 4??? because it always seems like BYU has really good teams when they get a bunch of players back from their missions and they're all in their mid 20's...
September 10th, 2014 at 3:07 PM ^
This is always the sterotype, but a mission lasts 2 years, and only like half of their players go, so their players would only be 1 year older than average. Especially considering that they don't play football while they're away, it's always weird how exaggerated their supposed age advantage is.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:38 PM ^
not, he is still going to be 25 years old next year when Michigan plays BYU... thats a bit more than 1 year older than average...
September 10th, 2014 at 9:49 PM ^
...it's exactly 2 years older than average, because he went on a 2-year mission. Why is this difficult?
September 11th, 2014 at 1:54 AM ^
MATH IS HARD
September 10th, 2014 at 3:55 PM ^
if i remember correctly he went on his mission right out of high school and that is why he didnt enroll at stanford till 2 years after he graduated high school.
September 10th, 2014 at 4:19 PM ^
And your mission location is..... UGANDA!
September 10th, 2014 at 6:57 PM ^
Orlando, I love you, Orlando!
September 11th, 2014 at 1:55 AM ^
Wow that's impressive. Almost Denard-like.
/checks schedule
Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........................
September 10th, 2014 at 3:15 PM ^
Can't we just collectively chip in to send a slew of prostitutes to his room and get him kicked out of school for being un-pure?
September 10th, 2014 at 3:48 PM ^
That dude looks like Denard running against them.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^
Yikes--that gif of Taysom Hill. Is that acceleration real?
I get hurdling the free safety, but that acceleration from standstill to running away--is that real or is there something wrong with the gif? I mean, is it not synced properly or something? Or is that legit? I didn't catch that game but may have to start watching BYU football.
Until then, I have been watching University of Utah football. They have a QB who runs pretty well. Not like Taysom, mind you--Utah's QB is the tall sort, with slow turnover but legit speed. But I've been out here in SLC watching live U of Utah games, and I'm confident the tape on Utah's QB will be enough to keep Mattison up at night until the game with Utah.
Honestly not sure what you do about a QB that runs like that. Actually, I guess I have some idea: I did watch the full ND game last week.
September 10th, 2014 at 5:39 PM ^
That's my reaction—he looks like he's moving at extra-dimensional speeds and must appear like an uncatchable blur to the defense.
September 11th, 2014 at 1:54 PM ^
I mean, haven't you heard that next season is the season it all comes together?? Just wait!!
/sarcasm
September 10th, 2014 at 2:29 PM ^
Should have just opened this week's TWIS with the link of the audio of that radio caller, Paul from Toledo.
LET'S WIN FOOTBALL
September 10th, 2014 at 2:42 PM ^
That was awesome.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:09 PM ^
I'm glad that guy lives in Ohio.
September 11th, 2014 at 2:02 AM ^
Forget Engineering!
This is goes right up there with "MAKE PLAYS!"
September 10th, 2014 at 10:31 PM ^
September 10th, 2014 at 2:39 PM ^
The day(s) after a loss like this past week:
1. Wake up still pissed and hung-over on Sunday. Remember you had computer in lap during second half of game.
2. Check MGoblog to see if you said or did anything that got you sent to Bolivia
3. Wait for TWIS to be published to see if you got picked up there
4. Realize you've dodged the bullet one more time
5. Rinse, repeat
September 10th, 2014 at 3:06 PM ^
I know you're getting up there, partner, so I would recommend a tall glass of emotional detachment before the Utes come to town. We don't want to lose you.
September 10th, 2014 at 5:12 PM ^
I remember when I made TWIS last year, but no idea what I said anymore. Good times.
Oh.
September 10th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
We did it!!!
September 10th, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
Idk. I wasn't impressed by the anger. We need to bring more next time guys.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:06 PM ^
That was the best they could find on here? Give me a break.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
Brian would've managed it so much better.
September 10th, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
I almost fell out of my chair at the Buckeye fan who said he would take Bollman calling the plays on offense, because watching the same dive play eventually result in the same 3rd and 7 situation was working so well on offense the last time around, right?
September 10th, 2014 at 3:08 PM ^
the buck's fans comments were very telling. I never thought I'd hear folks wishing for a return of JT over Urbz. EVER. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the deal osu made with the devil may end up biting them in their collective asses sooner or later. Looks like it could be sooner.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:20 PM ^
Lots of buckeye friends on Facebook want JT back too
September 10th, 2014 at 3:44 PM ^
Never worked for us either.
/Manball!
September 10th, 2014 at 3:02 PM ^
The last two weeks have not been very good unfortunately.
September 10th, 2014 at 5:26 PM ^
The mgo-team should have their own TWIS entry.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:06 PM ^
Good lord, OSU fans can go straight to hell. You think you have it tough? Try on a Rich Rod/Brady Hoke double-team for size, then come back and tell me all about your "problems." Assholes.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:38 PM ^
Must be real tough for them to be the best team in the league for 10 years and then now be 2nd or 3rd. I weep for you Columbus
September 11th, 2014 at 8:02 AM ^
September 11th, 2014 at 10:00 AM ^
because I see some parallels to Michigan hockey. Appearing to be really dominant with a lot of really talented teams but little hardware to show for it; we have a two down years (read: just missed the tourney) and we're all ready to panic. While I know other teams (like OSU hockey for instance) would love to have that kind of success
I just know you Buckeyes won't be getting any sympathy from A2 for many years. Buckeye Football and Michigan Hockey problems are #firstworldproblems to most of the rest of the teams they compete against
September 10th, 2014 at 3:17 PM ^
I like how TraumaDoc's comment was in response to mine. I love facilitating rage.
September 10th, 2014 at 3:46 PM ^
The best part was when somebody responded to him: "For a Doctor, you're not very smart". TWIS should have picked that up.
September 10th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^
September 10th, 2014 at 6:11 PM ^
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September 11th, 2014 at 3:54 AM ^
I thought we had it bad. How about this quote from a Wazoo fan:
Being a Washington State football fan is what I imagine it's like to walk around a public dog park in the dark of night. At some point you're going to step in a pile of shit. It's inevitable. The only question is when is it going to happen and how much shit is going to stick to your shoe. Washington State not only stepped in it to start this season, but slipped, fell and ate a mouthful.
Maybe someone should invite him to join MGoBlog...