WE BOUGHT A ZOOK! (before you faint, this is not us)

Submitted by iawolve on

This is most clever for the PSU search, it was a bit more relevant earlier in the day. Commentators started adding their own lines as well. I particularly liked the end. 

 

And there lies the lesson of this coaching search:
Don't fret when it seems you've been left in the lurch.
Just hire a nobody, a nothing, a schnook!
If you can't have a legend, you just need a Zook!

 

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/6/2687322/everyone-needs-a-zook-from-an-unpublished-manuscript-by-dr-seuss

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Nardudeski

January 6th, 2012 at 6:18 PM ^

That's a classic. There needs to be a vault of all the great stuff LSUFreek and others have produced about college football current events, and this should be added to it. 

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LSAClassOf2000

January 6th, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^

I'll start the sequel to be used for their next coaching search...

 

So, we went out and we purchased our Zook

For he knew Tom Brady and that glorious playbook

The first season stunk, the second wasn't nicer

We began to lose faith in the vaunted Puntmeister

 

 

 

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GRBluefan

January 6th, 2012 at 6:57 PM ^

We hired a zook, and it did not go well
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<br>He put our poor fanbase through three seasons of hell
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<br>And now we just sit here and shout to the skies
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<br>Why oh why did our ex dc have a thing for young guys?
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