Way OT: Tron - Worst Movie of All Time?

Submitted by NomadicBlue on
So, before the showing of Inception that I saw last weekend, there was a preview for a new making of Tron. I remembered seeing it back in the 80's but I was really young and couldn't remember any details or if I liked it at all. So, I had the wife order it from the library so I could check it out (we just recently started getting DVD's from the library - it takes about a week on average, but its free!). After I watched it last night, I determined that it had to be the absolute worst movie that I have ever witnessed. I have seen lots of terrible movies and I usually enjoy them just for the comical aspect. With this, however, it was so bad it went right past funny and straight into painful (the only comical part was the outdated CG effects which I did appreciate). It was a complete trainwreck from which I could not avert my eyes. It somehow lacked all of the essential aspects of any movie - plot, dialogue, acting, character development, etc. Having said all of that - you gotta see this movie if you have never seen it or it has been 20+ years. Just to marvel in its horribleness. Go to the library, though. Don't pay for a rental. Does anyone have a movie they think might rival the pure awfulness that is Tron? I challenge you to name one! I know I may piss off some hard-core sci-fi fans with this one, but sorry. Its bad. Really, really bad. BTW. The only good part about this movie is that I now know where the image of Moses from South Park came from - those guys are pure genius.

Hail-Storm

July 29th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^

I thought the frisbees getting thrown to take people out was pretty sweet, as well as the bike scene everyone is talking about.

Of course the fact that The Karate Kid is me and my brothers favorite movie (also on beta) speaks pretty well to your conditioned to like theory. Naw, just kidding. Karate Kid is just pure awesomeness.  

Shalom Lansky

July 29th, 2010 at 1:32 PM ^

Cop and a 1/2 -Starring Burt Reynolds, directed by the Fonz!

IMDB's synopsis:

Devon Butler is an eight-year old who dreams of being a cop. He watches police TV shows, knows police procedures, and plays cops and robbers with his friend Ray. One day, while snooping around in a warehouse, he witnesses a murder. He goes to the police, who want the information, but won't get it until they make Devon a cop. The police then team him with veteran cop (and child hater) Nick McKenna, and the two team up in comic series of events to find the killer.

How could that NOT be funny?

Baldbill

July 29th, 2010 at 1:33 PM ^

Tron was not that bad if you take it in the context of the early 80's. To view it from today's perspective will not do it justice. It also should be noted that it took a arcade game and made a movie from it. It tied in the movie theater in the mall with the Aladins Castle. It was big back in the day.

Chuck Harbaugh

July 29th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^

the game arose from the movie. I can't quote timing, but I was alive and skipping college to play video games when it came out originally. It wasn't like Pirates of the Carribean  (I know it's a disney ride but stay with me) where they took an existing amusement, created a story out of it  and then made a movie.

jrt336

July 29th, 2010 at 1:33 PM ^

Maybe not the worst movie ever, but probably the most overrated-Beowulf. It got great reviews but everyone I know thought it sucked.

stankoniaks

July 29th, 2010 at 1:39 PM ^

I can't remember every stupid movie I've seen, but I do remember the stupidest movies I've seen in the theatre.

Scorpion King w/ the Rock in his first movie, was one of the worst movies ever.  Tied for second was Gigli and Punch, Drunk, Love.

readyourguard

July 29th, 2010 at 1:40 PM ^

For having A-list talent (Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman), "The Book of Eli" was possibly the biggest hunk of shit movie I have ever suffered through. 

Although, I rented "Reality Bites" may years ago (on my brother's recommendation) and it was SO bad, I ejected the tape from my VCR, drove BACK to the video rental store and demanded a refund because "this is the worst movie ever produced".  Needless to say, they laughed at me.

Transatlantic Flight

July 29th, 2010 at 2:13 PM ^

Christmas Evil: The story of a man with psychological issues linked to watching his mom get it on with a man in a santa costume as a child. He grows up to work in a toy factory and eventually kills someone with a Christmas hatchet. The townspeople run him out of town with torches, but it's okay because at the end of the movie his creeper van drives off a cliff and then flies into the sky magically.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081793/

Sac Fly

July 29th, 2010 at 2:40 PM ^

... the core. They accidentally stop the earth's core with an earthquake machine, than they use a laser cutting drill to go to the center of the earth and drop a nuclear bomb on it. the science is wrong on so many levels. If they don't disregard the laws of physics this movie lasts 5 minuets and everyone dies.

M-Wolverine

July 29th, 2010 at 2:55 PM ^

But I've seen just about every bad dinosaur/monster movie...and this one just hurt to watch.

And on the "supposed to be good" category:

I mean, anytime you even cringe at the ugliness of the gratuitous nudity....

 

Plan 9 from Outer Space is popularly considered the worst movie ever made....but it's in the so bad it's good category.

So, yeah...there are a lot of worse movies than Tron.

Bighousemike84

July 29th, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^

Tron is one of the better things to come out of the 80's!

 

During this time in the 80's America and more specifically, in corporate America, the computer was becoming a more widespread and important necessity to doing business. The technology was rapidly growing and expanding beyond its original intents. During this time some believed that technology would overrun mankind and humans would become obsolete. Terminator is a great example of this kind of ideaology. Tron explored this fear in a unique way, by actually creating a world inside the computer that was attempting to gain total control. Its not the most believable story in the world but when is fiction ever meant to be completely realistic? Tron is a sort of Western almost, a standard good vs. bad kind of story with a 21st century setting. The effects were unique and sleek for the time, the light cycles and tanks looked like something from far in the future and attracted the attention of children across the country. I dont hold any illusions about Tron being a great movie but it is in no way the worst movie ever and should never even be considered in the conversation.

BornInAA

July 29th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^

You haven't seen many movies.

I hope you are doing something productive with your free time.

 

Worst: Every Kevin Costner movie since Dances with Wolves.

The guy is Bizzaro-Clint Eastwood

Steve Lorenz

July 29th, 2010 at 7:04 PM ^

Gerry (if you can watch this whole movie, kudos to you) 

It's Pat (based on the SNL sketches)

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 

Bewitched (the Will Ferrell one)

The Village 

A Low Down Dirty Shame 

Strange Wilderness

The Calcium Kid