Figured you'd chime in
fair point that
Figured you'd chime in
gSeems like there's a strike against me. I'd better keep my eyes pealed.
Pushing? Ever heard the term button mashing?
I rarely flaunt my Michigan gear here in Cleveland. When I came here 4-years ago, I thought it would be sweet to have "60 BLUE" as my license plate and have a Michigan flag in my window; all that brought was trouble. Part of it is that I cannot control my anger especially when it comes to f'ing with my kids. I would have Jake Long vs.Bobby Carpenter'd the little bastard and ended up on the wrong side of the law.
Every knucklehead has to make a comment whenever they see my Michigan gear and I feel the need to respond in a not too polite manner.
...oh wait, you said you are in Columbus. Seriously though, I can see the kids getting away with it a couple times, but wouldn't the parents pick up on it if they were such repeat offenders? Maybe the parents are putting them up to it.
I was having a shitty morning at the office, this story made it better, thanks for sharing.
I don't see why people are upset with you for chasing them down. First, I think it is funny. Second, I had a similar thing happen to me when I was that age and was hiding out in bushes on Halloween in all black with a couple friends and pelting other kids with airsoft guns as they walked by. Some guy ran out to us and tore us a new one. It terrified us and we then went home. Can't just let them get away with it. Especially if the parents don't catch on to them.
I would say beware of the the next level of pranking though. The eggs.
Very good story. I think it's awesome that you chased his little ass down and owned him. But you should pick another fighter than Frank Mir. He's not very good. ;). Story made my morning, and those kids will talk about how that crazy guy chased them down.
My favorite part is referring to twice-weekly doorbell ringing as "hardcore shit".
It's a gateway crime
"She used to kill all the cats, hide the remote...really sick shit."
i don't care if the OP played JUCO football and is a 12th degree black belt in kung fu, chasing kids through yards like a raving fawking lunatic because THEY RANG HIS DOORBELL is just plain stupid. Anyone who supports his actions is a complete moran. What, do all of you hate kids that much, or are you just obsessive compulsive nazi control freeks? You were all probably precious little snowflakes guided by helicopter parents and were choir members.
Well, here is a big bowl of potato salad for you. Try not to make much noise eating it.
If you look at it as the kid just rang his doorbell and ran off, then his actions do appear stupid. However, if you look at it as, this has been happening multiple times a day, for the past couple weeks, causing his new baby to constantly be woken, then yeah, I think its pretty understandable.
if only you had said this already.
When the alarm clock went off this morning, the same damn Sonny & Cher song was playing again.
I'll have to check this thread later to see if Elno weighs in.
ringing his doorbell because he is such a diack to begin with. Kids tend to punish adults who are morans.
tell us how you really feel
It's "moron", jackass.
that the OP, when hearing the doorbell ring, thinks to himself "O let do it!"
a ding no ditch zone
You have consistently been my favorite poster in this thread. You alone have provided me with a veritable boatload of giggles as I sit at my desk. For this, I salute you.
late enough in the evening, rig a taser up to your doorbell--all set.
This is how your life may unfold for the next several years...
When I was growing up there was a retired Marine Sergeant who lived down the block. All of us neighborhood kids would always ring his doorbell and try to get away. He never failed to catch every one of us. He would track us down and tie us all to a giant tree in his front yard. He lived alone and probably had much more fun catching us than we did trying to get away.
You only caught one of the kids you dumb ass. Once these kids saw what a psycho you are, chasing them down the streets, screaming and what not, there shenanigans became 10x as fun.
Shit, if I were your neighbor, I would pay a kid 20 bucks to ring your doorbell, I would drive the getaway car, catch it all on video and youtube your dumb ass.
If you could throw like Uncle Rico you wouldn't have to chase the kid thru backyards. as Kip says, "that's what i'm talkin' about"
Leading to a rancor would do the trick. Unless he has a jedi last name.
what in the hell, is this real? are you bragging about besting a 12 year old? holy hell man, someone let you reproduce? the minds, they are bottled.
Did it never occur to you to just disable the doorbell for a couple of days? How often do non-prankers ring it?
Clever, changing some of the facts to make us think you weren't this dude in NY. Plz write.
First off this doesnt susprise me as a kid growing up in michigan if your caught doing anything never go home. Stupid ohio kids. Second run into an area like woods or somwehere you know they wont go. Lay traps so you mess with them more. I used to do all sorts of shit like this as a kid. My biggest problem I was so dumb that I never thought I could get caught I never did but you have to grow up sometime.