Way OT: Looking for a photoshop master/someone good with computers

UPDATED: Thanks folks, I'm going to end the search now, though. I have emails out to a few people and I'm going to cap it. Thanks again.

My new job has made me realize that I am just god awful with computers. I have seen some of the best photoshop work right here on this site. Maybe you have some extra time on your hands? Here's a chance to help me market an actual professional athlete. Here is what I need:

- Help with editing a wikipedia page, specifically uploading pictures.

- Creating kickass photoshop jobs relating to this particular athlete. They have to be professional looking, so only volunteer if you are very good at it.

If I deem your attempt to be good, you will receive:

- I will immediately give you $50 through paypal for your photoshop efforts.

- I will arrange for free tickets to an NHL game this season at the arena of your choice, and possibly involving your favorite team, depending on which team that is. 

I have seen threads here about the possibility of an Mgo-job-board. Well, here is a chance to do something that probably comes easy to you and get something in return. If you are very good, there is a good chance I will use you again. 

However, please note that by agreeing to this, you forfeit the rights of your work to me. Also, this will be done behind the scenes of mgoblog, so whoever I choose will need to post their email in this thread and then I will contact you.

Hopefully this is within the rules of this board, if not, mods do with it what you will. For now, pick any athlete, make a sweet photoshop picture and post it here, then I will choose from there. Think the Barry Sanders billboard that used to be in Detroit, that is the type of thing I'm looking for.