Way OT: Lindsey Vonn & Tiger Woods break up
With the Draft, Fight, Derby, Wings Playoffs all over, we are entering a serious sports dead period - luckily the Tigers & U of M Softball are playing well - so this hit the wires today that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are respectfully calling it quits:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/lindsey-vonn-tiger-woods-break-up
So my questions, if you so choose to answer, are:
- Who is it a bigger loss for?
- Who will rebound quicker, i.e., who will get another celebrity bf/gf sooner?
- What are you drinking tonight?
And let the Perkins/Going Downhill jokes begin....
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She's 30 years old, and already on the way down in terms of looks(and her skiing career can't be much longer).
Honestly, her market value is plummeting.
She's probably gotten almost as much pub from dating Tiger Woods as she has from skiing. She's the most succesful women's skier in the US, if not ever, but for the most part unless you follow alpine ski racing the only time you hear of her is around the olympics or possibly the worlds.
By the time the next Olympics rolls around, Mikaela Shiffrin will be getting all the press and endorsements.
You just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth. This is now twice I've seen you say this. Age shaming females and being part of the problem by making them feel worthless when the clock turns 30 is so 1950s. I hope you don't have a daughter for her sake.
How is a personal attack like this allowed?
Protip: If you disagree with something, make an argument against it. However, I'm guessing as a past your prime female in your 30s reality is beginning to set in.
Well don't I look stupid, the guy I replied to got banned/deleted
Lol sorry it's true? Several studies have been done on this subject matter. The fact of the matter is after 30 the script flips and men gain a more significant, if you will, advantage in terms of finding partners.
Again biology saying NOPE and women getting pissy about it.
That in general, a woman is most attractive to men at age 24. And a man is most attractive to women at 42.
If you compare the peak years of men and women in terms of fitness, it also supports the claim. Men tend to peak around their late 20s vs women who peak much earlier. Obviously there are exceptions nowadays.
A man is entering his peak earning years around 40.
If Tiger starts banging Waffle House waitresses again maybe he'll play better.
I fully expect to see this thread in the MGoBlog Hall of Fame. Way to go, EGJ!
Why thank you MGA, that is the nicest thing you have ever said about one of my posts! Don't worry, I am sure one of yours will also make it.
Also, enjoy scanning my posting history and downvoting all of them at one time, as I know that it gives you such satisfaction that you "did your job" to improve the editorial content and integrity of MGoBlog. In the meantime think happy thoughts....
You don't have to include a picture with every post. Fuck, you're worse than Michael Bay and explosions. Moderation is key.
MGA thank you for the sage words of advice, will take under consideration. The picture was to hopefully help you relax and be in your happy place, but I'm saddened that you did not like it, I will do better :-(
Where would we all be without your love, care, compassion, warmth, and guidance on this blog.
Oh no you added a picture, MGA will be unhappy with you also. +1 BTW, good picture.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 MGA downvotes this post!
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/meta-mgopetpeeves#comment-3156627
I'll upvote you when you do something worthy of having been posted on the internet.
I doubt that you ever will, no matter how insightful or clever a post of mine is, but thanks anyway.
Yeah, you're right. I'll be too distracted by the pigs flying and too cold from hell freezing over when that happens.
Yeah, that will probably be one of your family portraits, amirite!
...not quite the drop the mic moment you were going for. But yeah, man. Totally.
you two married?
Who the fuck took a shit in your Wheaties today?
So you're saying there's a chance?
Where's the gif to go with that????
Where's the gif to go with that????
25 seconds of my life to ask: who gives a fuck?
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This has to be a candidate for most meaningless post ever. Bravo.
Is it too late for a Friday Night WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? thread??? Evidently not. I'll have another Woodford, large cube ice and smidge of coke. What the hell, everybody get a round, I'm buying...
"So your saying I've got a chance" gif
The internet reports Lindsey Vonn is dating Al Borges. Quote from Lindsey, "They don't call him gorgeous Al for nothing."
Remember, you heard it here first. On the internet.
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FWIW OP I upvoted you not because I'm particularly interested in either Tiger or Vonn's love life but because I cant believe the amount of crap you're taking for posting it. It was a Sunday night with almost zilch going on and people are acting like you just bumped something really important off the front page.
Granted this type of "news" pales in comparison to something important like say.....Star Wars Day....or any "What are you drinking" thread but still.