My cousin is starting a small business and wanted a few witty name ideas. She will be doing home and office organizing as a service. Any ideas?
Way OT: Help name a business
Screwem and Howe
This might get ugly.
OCD - Organization/Control/Detail
"We put the hyphen in anal-retentive."
For those who prefer stern organizational demands. Take beautiful young blonde haired lady and put her in leather with a riding crop and a WW2 German officers hat. Caption: "You WILL get organized and you WILL like it!" For the right customer it's a $300 an hour service.
I'd be a disheveled mess when she shows up.
I can only do sports themes.
Possible logo of woman knocking "clutter" out of the park.
Also, I think that employing strippers is a top notch idea. My home is fairly clean but I'd definitely opt for a cleaning every now and then on the sly.
the Russian national womens curling team holding their brooms?
My preference is to not go witty, or at least not cheap witty, and focus on something honest. Anything cute will become endlessly lame years into the actual work ("Google", "eBay" and the alarmingly named "Yahoo!" fall into this category for me). My two favorite business names ever are "General Electric" and "International Business Machines". Here is an Achewood link that sums up my feelings. High-brow suggestion, at the risk of falling into the trap I've laid for myself: something like "Entropy Solutions". Lower-brow: "Cleaning Your Mess".
Cleaning Your Abode
Depending on how "cute" you could leave it as CYA to make people think of Cover Your Ass or you could go with C-YA.
Business Integrations Thorough, Cheap & Helpful (BITCH)
Definitive Organized Solutions
H.O. Organizing Solutions. Seriously though will she be doing anything more than just organizing? Could she be getting into things such actual decorating and design? If so you could just go simple with something like Decorative Design Solutions or something along the lines at playing up an abilty more than just "organization".
since she wants to organize an office how about:
"That's What She Said" ???
Just name it Taco Bell. You'll have a few days before you get the cease and desist order. Call the story in to the news outlets and bask in the free publicity. Always stay a step ahead. Just as you're about to be sued change the name to like IRS and let the cycle continue.
Sorry I'm usually good with names. At our company picnic I named the IT guys' volleyball team The Crashing Servers.
This sounds like a maid service trying to sound like a more meaningful occupation.
Just call it like it is....Bertha's Home/Office Cleaning Solutions. "More than just a maid service, we also organize?"