Way OT: French Re-Make of Star Wars
I had to share this. There's just plain too much awesome. No, it has no relation whatsoever to Michigan sports or college football. But if Brian can mesmerize you with Ice Cream Kid et al., I reserve the right to one Star Wars+France+Whatever this is per year, and I'm cashing in.
At the least, it's fodder for all of you folks who like "Your argument is invalid" pictures (I guess because responding "argument non sequitur" doesn't have the same oomph). At best, well, think what your life was like before Exploding Space Bear:
(P.S. 1:35 is where it really gets kickin' if you want the cliffs notes)
Darth Vaders are dancing with flying C-3POs; your argument is pretty much fucked.
January 14th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
this gem says it all. No country that could produce this can be expected to field a halfway competent military.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:47 PM ^
Especially when they believe their best chance at defeating Vader is C-3PO.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:00 PM ^
easy on the French there -- it was my french buddy who forwarded this to me.
And if you think Americans have never put something on the Internet as or more disturbing, then you, sir, should learn how to use your Internet.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:28 PM ^
but this is unique.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:11 PM ^
Episode 1: Rebels surrender at first sign of Empire.
Episodes 2-6: Empire pretty much still rule this shit.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^
Haha I was about to say the same thing!
January 14th, 2010 at 1:34 PM ^
"Mutherofgod."
That was hilarious but seriously - who comes up with this shit? I was thinking through most of it that it had to be a joke until I heard the applause at the end. Wow. Just wow.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:37 PM ^
... like someone made me watch gay porn.
I really want to laugh, but it's just so disturbing.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:48 PM ^
Your typical gay porn movie looks like a recruiting video for the US Marines compared to this thing.
January 14th, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^
I hope it manages to maintain the complex eroticism of the original.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:16 PM ^
i need to be hosed down and boil my eyeballs in acid after watching that
January 14th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
is never OT...
January 14th, 2010 at 3:05 PM ^
Just because I want to be part of the awesomeness of this thread.
January 14th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
All your homoeroticism are belong to us.
January 14th, 2010 at 3:49 PM ^
1) I absolutely LOVED the "Buck Rodgers" TV-show-theme spin they put on John Williams' classic Star Wars anthem. WIN!
2)This was still at LEAST twice as good as Phantom Menace. Jar-Jar...NO!
January 14th, 2010 at 10:57 PM ^
While I get the Buck Rodgers vibe you're feeling, it actually predate that and is the DISCO version of the theme...
January 14th, 2010 at 4:47 PM ^
The Fench have raised the Threat Level from Surrender to Collaborate it seems.
Also, old, but good.
January 15th, 2010 at 8:24 AM ^
That may be homoerotic, but I'm pretty sure some of those 3PO's were women. At least I hope they were. Nice butts.
No homo - just in case.