I had to share this. There's just plain too much awesome. No, it has no relation whatsoever to Michigan sports or college football. But if Brian can mesmerize you with Ice Cream Kid et al., I reserve the right to one Star Wars+France+Whatever this is per year, and I'm cashing in.
At the least, it's fodder for all of you folks who like "Your argument is invalid" pictures (I guess because responding "argument non sequitur" doesn't have the same oomph). At best, well, think what your life was like before Exploding Space Bear:
(P.S. 1:35 is where it really gets kickin' if you want the cliffs notes)
Darth Vaders are dancing with flying C-3POs; your argument is pretty much fucked.