Football Display Case
national champs baby
Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
first comment: "EVERY ATHLETE HAS ASPIRATIONS OF WINNING AND WE HAVE OUR FAVORITES BUT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO OTHER STUDENTS ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, TOO!"
stupid Pistons and their refusal to tank properly
rundown of Michigan's riser
needs moar usage
so much for that
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
will be michigan's highest pick in a while
money has to go somewhere
I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?
If you're gonna go please be in the first round.
another delightful side effect of a 14 team conference
Henne I Shrunk the Kids
Erin Andrews gives my Johnson a Hightower
Two Mannings, One Cup.
Creative, and completely original, I know. *shrugs* It's my favorite football movie, what can I say.
Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots
Ima bury your family! *My favorite line from that movie*
Clint Eastwood State Fightin' John Waynes
Don't know if they have already been posted, but from The League:
Taco's Homemade Deodorant
Fantasy Baseball: Double Fisher
Hockey: Jagr bombs, Vanek! at the disco
"The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that it is often difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine" --Abraham Lincoln
Henne Given Sunday
See it through.
Kibbles and Vicks
BTB, Conor's, and the Jug= The Trifecta
I put in a new rule this year for my work league. If you beat someone by 50 pts. you get to rename their team for the upcoming week. We'll see how that goes...
So naturally I went with "Booze Cruz"
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
Still waiting on backup.
I drafted Vick last year, so was Hail to the Vicktors.
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
7 Minute Abs
"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
When I had Andre, Chris and Calvin Johnson:
I have Three Johnsons
When I had Brady and 2 of the Johnsons:
Tommy Two Johnsons
This year I'm blowing up my team and couldn't think of anything (Although I'm going to have stafford, which should offer some good staff references) so I quickly picked:
50 Shades of Graf (my last name which happens to be close to "Gray")
There's been some funny ones suggested here, that's for sure.
"Where's the threat? Oh, it's right here, and it's devouring us alive." -Ace<
overall history of non competitiveness... (but things have been looking up)
Funniest/most vulgar one: "The Beef Curtains"
CJK5H - allegedly....
I'm in a league with all of my old fraternity buddies, so I like to make fun of each of them when I play them.
My team name right now is "Dominick's Red Bumps" because he once asked if he should be worried about red bumps on his errrm body part.
I'll change it each week though.
Cool story eh?