i refuse to even consider this a possibility
That sir, is simply tremendous- kudos to you
that last year's team with Andre and Calvin was, of course, the Tremendous Johnsons.
so call me Brady
in our league a few years back and I remember him and I having a conversation about how whenever he was in a situation where there was a motor home around, he would get some action from some random chick, so I suggested the name.....................Winnebego Ho.....It stuck, he liked it
Baby got Backfield
I expect more from you, Chuck.
Look at my username, there's a team name...
Suh girls one cup (ya I know....)
epic espn title
My baseball team name is Turner & Fister. I can't take credit for the creativity though as I selected it out of a pool of names.
The Balloon Knots
my team name is "A Brenda Song Kind of Crazy", shes soooo hot and soooo crazy (she pretended to be pregnant)
my gf's team name is "Can't Hug Every Cat", from the infamous match.com video that was autotuned into an awesome song
my roommates name is "Bonnie's O-Face", Bonnie is my moms name
In my house its called "A PEGGY".
I always prefer to degrade moms and wives and try to temain current. This year: 50 Shades of Your Mom
Your Suhs Untied
Not very exciting but I have been playing under 'Lions Nation' in my national leagues for years... Its a good way to represent the hometown.
Kids Against Wiping
Suh-nation, Hokeamaniacs, Forte yard dash, Brees-y on sunday morining
New Orleans Bounty Hunters
Suh's Motley Crew
Breaston Plants won (me) last year.
Started the year as- Forsett in her butt.-
Dexter? Nah, I mccluster!
Warner b4 you Faulk
Maurice Bones.....yeah, this one may be a little uncalled for.
This year, I'm going with The Iron Schefflers. Someone in my league is Steak Fujita, which I think is quite clever. I contemplated going with the Johnathon Scott-ie-2-hotties, but I felt the reference would get overlooked.
Brinkma's 3 R's
Gonechickin' be home in the mornin'
Amaizen Blue in my league with a bunch of ohio people.
kinda like my log in name...
"Wanna see my Danny Woodhead? That's not even a joke, I just think he's a good player. Named my penis after him."
I think its perfect and nerdy for my championship run this year.
Beerbellies is my main team name
I have also used:
It's on like ndamukong
Take credit for this but running across ESPN Insider one of the names that popped up in an article was., Nancy Screw and the Party Boys
Is one of mine.
I used The Well Hungarians one year. Followed it up with the 10-inch Ditkas.
The Bernstein Advantage.
Lets Get Denarded
I rotate between three:
The Tim Tebow Wildcats
The Harrington Piano Trio
It never works. You need to rotate a fresh one in Gman...this would make 4 straight years in the basement of the league.
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte. A boy named Suh. What chu talkin bout hillis?
I'm rolling with the Darboah Constrictors
formerly the Mad City Megas, I changed my team name heading into the championship matchup to counter my opponent. not clever or original, but it had to be done:
Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights).
Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams)
I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams)
Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)
Work with macaques.
Hopefully it's a winner
My team I'd ABC, easy as RGIII. There is also a Brady Gaga in my league
The Boston TD Party
Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
Justin, don't Forsett in
Dave letterman once had a TopTen list of rejected NFL expansion team names. One of which was The Fragile Porcelain Mice. Always loved that.
I can't take credit for these two, but I saw these last year "Over DeWayne Bowe" and "ConVicks". I've used "So aMAIZEing" and "Jerffs Jerks"
You're a Delmas,
She Pettigrew Stiff,
Littering and Smokin the Reiff,
Sneed: Suh have the Fluellen,
You Catch like Fluellen Keller
Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests
A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.
You're forgetting the hatchet!
I named mine the Hanover Cougars after Cole Train's thrashball team
Show me your TDs
Mrs. Kass's Delicate Sensibilities
You can suck my Vick!
Your TDs, my Vick
Two of my favorite things. You know, about football.
Was "Calvin's Johnson" last year. Not overly imaginative, but made me giggle pretty much every time I logged in to change my lineup.
Green Back Packers
The Swinging Johnsons
My team name is the Motor City Madmen...For my wonderful home state and an awesome home state guitarist.
I got it: "The Chixie Dicks" no? ok: "The Good Ol' Fashioneds"
a few with moderate success:
Tremendous Backside (the next year)
This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans"
"dropping an Early morning Ducet"
Pioneer Tailgate Partiers. Nailed it
Penn state day care
Papa Sandusky Unsupervised
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Even though he's only a Lions rookie, today I came up with
Great Barrier Reiff
I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."
Micheal J Fox Shakeweights is my ESPN league name
My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty is my Yahoo league name
How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team. ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.
MyJimSchwartzRDirty is how I have it typed in on yahoo. I spelled it out for the board
Mike Vick In A Box
No Suh For You!
Suh's Your Daddy
Amish Rake Fight
Don't Mesko With the Zoltan
and Plaxico's Sweat Pants.
Love them all!
I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.
I went with Car Ramrod this year. Other years Nation of Domination (wwe reference) and Show me your TDs
Ocho in the clinko
The Ocho Slap O's
and definitely too immature:
Don't eat that Chicks Fil-a
Kevin's fear boner.
Henne I Shrunk the Kids
Erin Andrews gives my Johnson a Hightower
Two Mannings, One Cup.
Creative, and completely original, I know. *shrugs* It's my favorite football movie, what can I say.
Ima bury your family! *My favorite line from that movie*
Clint Eastwood State Fightin' John Waynes
Don't know if they have already been posted, but from The League:
Taco's Homemade Deodorant
Fantasy Baseball: Double Fisher
Hockey: Jagr bombs, Vanek! at the disco
Henne Given Sunday
Kibbles and Vicks
I put in a new rule this year for my work league. If you beat someone by 50 pts. you get to rename their team for the upcoming week. We'll see how that goes...
So naturally I went with "Booze Cruz"
I drafted Vick last year, so was Hail to the Vicktors.
7 Minute Abs
When I had Andre, Chris and Calvin Johnson:
I have Three Johnsons
When I had Brady and 2 of the Johnsons:
Tommy Two Johnsons
This year I'm blowing up my team and couldn't think of anything (Although I'm going to have stafford, which should offer some good staff references) so I quickly picked:
50 Shades of Graf (my last name which happens to be close to "Gray")
There's been some funny ones suggested here, that's for sure.
overall history of non competitiveness... (but things have been looking up)
Funniest/most vulgar one: "The Beef Curtains"
I'm in a league with all of my old fraternity buddies, so I like to make fun of each of them when I play them.
My team name right now is "Dominick's Red Bumps" because he once asked if he should be worried about red bumps on his errrm body part.
I'll change it each week though.
Cool story eh?