Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte. A boy named Suh. What chu talkin bout hillis?
Way OT: Fantasy football team names?
I'm rolling with the Darboah Constrictors
formerly the Mad City Megas, I changed my team name heading into the championship matchup to counter my opponent. not clever or original, but it had to be done:
Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights).
Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams)
I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams)
Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)
Work with macaques.
Hopefully it's a winner
My team I'd ABC, easy as RGIII. There is also a Brady Gaga in my league
The Boston TD Party
Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
Justin, don't Forsett in
Dave letterman once had a TopTen list of rejected NFL expansion team names. One of which was The Fragile Porcelain Mice. Always loved that.
I can't take credit for these two, but I saw these last year "Over DeWayne Bowe" and "ConVicks". I've used "So aMAIZEing" and "Jerffs Jerks"
You're a Delmas,
She Pettigrew Stiff,
Littering and Smokin the Reiff,
Sneed: Suh have the Fluellen,
You Catch like Fluellen Keller
Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests
A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.
You're forgetting the hatchet!
I named mine the Hanover Cougars after Cole Train's thrashball team
Show me your TDs
Mrs. Kass's Delicate Sensibilities
You can suck my Vick!
Your TDs, my Vick
Two of my favorite things. You know, about football.
Was "Calvin's Johnson" last year. Not overly imaginative, but made me giggle pretty much every time I logged in to change my lineup.
Green Back Packers
The Swinging Johnsons
My team name is the Motor City Madmen...For my wonderful home state and an awesome home state guitarist.
I got it: "The Chixie Dicks" no? ok: "The Good Ol' Fashioneds"
a few with moderate success:
Tremendous Backside (the next year)
This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans"
"dropping an Early morning Ducet"
Pioneer Tailgate Partiers. Nailed it
Penn state day care
Papa Sandusky Unsupervised
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Even though he's only a Lions rookie, today I came up with
Great Barrier Reiff
I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."
Micheal J Fox Shakeweights is my ESPN league name
My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty is my Yahoo league name
How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team. ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.
MyJimSchwartzRDirty is how I have it typed in on yahoo. I spelled it out for the board
Mike Vick In A Box
No Suh For You!
Suh's Your Daddy
Amish Rake Fight
Don't Mesko With the Zoltan
and Plaxico's Sweat Pants.
Love them all!
I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.
I went with Car Ramrod this year. Other years Nation of Domination (wwe reference) and Show me your TDs
Ocho in the clinko
The Ocho Slap O's
and definitely too immature:
Don't eat that Chicks Fil-a
Kevin's fear boner.
Henne I Shrunk the Kids
Erin Andrews gives my Johnson a Hightower