Football Display Case
I don't think they changed Les at all actually
national champs baby
Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
first comment: "EVERY ATHLETE HAS ASPIRATIONS OF WINNING AND WE HAVE OUR FAVORITES BUT IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO OTHER STUDENTS ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, TOO!"
stupid Pistons and their refusal to tank properly
rundown of Michigan's riser
needs moar usage
so much for that
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
will be michigan's highest pick in a while
money has to go somewhere
I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?
Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte. A boy named Suh. What chu talkin bout hillis?
"When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing."
I'm rolling with the Darboah Constrictors
The Green Army
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
Michigan Blue 2008 block M hockey jersey still for sale for 50.00. FREE S/H
formerly the Mad City Megas, I changed my team name heading into the championship matchup to counter my opponent. not clever or original, but it had to be done:
Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights).
Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams)
I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams)
Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)
Work with macaques.
Hopefully it's a winner
My team I'd ABC, easy as RGIII. There is also a Brady Gaga in my league
I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard
The Boston TD Party
Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
Justin, don't Forsett in
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
Dave letterman once had a TopTen list of rejected NFL expansion team names. One of which was The Fragile Porcelain Mice. Always loved that.
I can't take credit for these two, but I saw these last year "Over DeWayne Bowe" and "ConVicks". I've used "So aMAIZEing" and "Jerffs Jerks"
You're a Delmas,
She Pettigrew Stiff,
Littering and Smokin the Reiff,
Sneed: Suh have the Fluellen,
You Catch like Fluellen Keller
Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests
A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.
You're forgetting the hatchet!
"...when the ole' season is over, you and I know, it's going to be Michigan again; Michigan!"
I named mine the Hanover Cougars after Cole Train's thrashball team
Show me your TDs
I've done that every year since high school. Yes, I have the maturity of a 10 year old
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
Mrs. Kass's Delicate Sensibilities
In a glass case of Emotion.
You can suck my Vick!
Your TDs, my Vick
Two of my favorite things. You know, about football.
Was "Calvin's Johnson" last year. Not overly imaginative, but made me giggle pretty much every time I logged in to change my lineup.
Green Back Packers
Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you. -Satchel Paige
The Swinging Johnsons
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Coach Hoke once told me that a moral victory is still a (expletive deleted) loss.
My team name is the Motor City Madmen...For my wonderful home state and an awesome home state guitarist.
I've never watched "Rudy" because I can't stand notre dame.
I got it: "The Chixie Dicks" no? ok: "The Good Ol' Fashioneds"
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
a few with moderate success:
Tremendous Backside (the next year)
This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans"
"dropping an Early morning Ducet"
Pioneer Tailgate Partiers. Nailed it
Penn state day care
Its called a royale with cheese
Papa Sandusky Unsupervised
Taste Dwayne Bowe
Lived the Dream. 2008-2012
Even though he's only a Lions rookie, today I came up with
Great Barrier Reiff
North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe
I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."
Micheal J Fox Shakeweights is my ESPN league name
My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty is my Yahoo league name
Flying the Maize and Blue in the heart of Dixie
How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team. ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
MyJimSchwartzRDirty is how I have it typed in on yahoo. I spelled it out for the board
Mike Vick In A Box
No Suh For You!
Suh's Your Daddy
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
I've got nothing.......
Amish Rake Fight
Don't Mesko With the Zoltan
and Plaxico's Sweat Pants.
Love them all!
I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.
"Oh no, no, I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just blue myself."
I went with Car Ramrod this year. Other years Nation of Domination (wwe reference) and Show me your TDs
Ocho in the clinko
The Ocho Slap O's
and definitely too immature:
Don't eat that Chicks Fil-a
It's a Maize and Blue world, everyone else is just livin' in it
Kevin's fear boner.