Want a job at Michigan? Can you coach football?

I believe you are correct. I remember looking for a job a couple of years ago and seeing an assistant and head coaching vacancies for the basketball team (might have been the women's team). It is kind of funny reading the expected skills/experience sections.

Public universities require official postings/public searches, even in the case of a Chairman appointment which is often internal.

Yes and no. Just cutting the ass out a pair of pants doesn't automatically make them chaps; (do some research man!) and you'd certainly be laughed out of any of the finer establishments that cater to the chap connoisseur. By the way, my ass-less chaps don't just expose my ass; they accentuate it. In a word, they're "chaptastic"!

Depends on my salary and my ability to either hire Blackwater-esque security guards or else telecommute to work for the last half of the season. Actually the best job for any Michigan fanw ould have been to contact themselves out to teams that played us when DeBoard was the O-Coord. Most of us in the stands could call 90+% of the players before they were run. Of course when you have Jake Long to run block its fairly obvious what play you'll call a lot.