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November 24th, 2012 at 6:32 PM
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Nantucket Blue
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Vitriol Haikus

Defend Al Borges?

Well I guess I kind of did.

Lost all MgoPoints.

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

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November 24th, 2012 at 6:39 PM | Denard Robinson Why u run up (Score:2 Normal)
EricTheActor
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Joined: 06/20/2011
MGoPoints: -1000486

Denard Robinson

Why u run up the middle

Al Borges shits pants

"Ack ack!"

November 24th, 2012 at 6:39 PM | Borges he sucks Why he (Score:4 Normal)
mGrowOld
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Joined: 10/04/2010
MGoPoints: 13165

Borges he sucks
Why he coaches I know not
Suck, suck, suck he does

 

 

November 24th, 2012 at 6:40 PM | Run up the middle. Up the (Score:1)
Gordon
Joined: 08/30/2010
MGoPoints: 435

Run up the middle.

Up the middle, stopped short.

Up the middle, punt.

November 24th, 2012 at 6:41 PM | Big 3rd Down... (Score:2 Normal)
Paps
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Joined: 09/29/2012
MGoPoints: 245

They went from the I

Vincent Smith up the middle

Why would it work now?

Go Blue. Greetings from SEC country.

http://www.straightupsports1.blogspot.com/

November 24th, 2012 at 6:41 PM | offense just random not (Score:3 Normal)
go16blue
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Joined: 04/28/2010
MGoPoints: 3424

offense just random
not clever, incohesive
Borges, he must go

COYS and lets go Detroit FC!

November 24th, 2012 at 6:42 PM | Shoelace sandwich (Score:3 Normal)
ChopBlock
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Joined: 12/11/2011
MGoPoints: 1502

Shoelace sandwich fail,

Clutch defensive performance,

Wasted by Borges

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

November 24th, 2012 at 6:43 PM | Eight and four record We beat (Score:2 Normal)
Champ Kind
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Joined: 01/02/2009
MGoPoints: 469

Eight and four record

We beat Northwestern (barely)

In big games, we sucked.

Whammy!

November 24th, 2012 at 6:43 PM | Sweater vest gone now No (Score:1)
Clown Sauce
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Joined: 07/12/2011
MGoPoints: 832

Sweater vest gone now

No matter, we have borges

For us to Lose, Lose

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

November 24th, 2012 at 6:45 PM | Devin and Denard One runs (Score:2)
LongLiveBo
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Joined: 08/05/2009
MGoPoints: 1084

Devin and Denard



One runs other one passes



Why not same time, Al?

The Team, The Team, The Team.

November 24th, 2012 at 6:51 PM | A post-loss limerick (Score:2)
ChopBlock
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Joined: 12/11/2011
MGoPoints: 1502

Anyone up for limericks?

 

"Denard on the sidelines, why?"

cries will ascend to the sky.

Straight up the middle,

"why?" is the riddle;

Borges's job will fry.

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

November 24th, 2012 at 6:46 PM | Buckeyes honored (Score:4 Normal)
salami
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Joined: 10/11/2010
MGoPoints: 79

Buckeyes honored Tress
Carried him on their shoulders
No shame after all

November 24th, 2012 at 6:57 PM | Bravo. (Score:2)
MattisonMan
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Joined: 01/29/2010
MGoPoints: 1196

Bravo.

-Hail-
 
November 24th, 2012 at 6:52 PM | Yes, offense was (Score:3 Normal)
Lazer with a Z
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Joined: 07/13/2011
MGoPoints: 252

Yes, offense was bad.

Cue annoying Borges Threads. 

Blog no fun right now. 

Strive to win. If you lose....win. 

November 24th, 2012 at 7:00 PM | Borges (Score:1)
kb
Joined: 10/31/2009
MGoPoints: 1428

Borges schematics

Force MANBALL on our talent

Second half goose egg

November 24th, 2012 at 6:58 PM | Our weakness, their (Score:5 Normal)
MadtownMaize
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Joined: 09/14/2009
MGoPoints: 1465

Our weakness, their strength
They will never suspect it
Damn! Do it again

November 24th, 2012 at 7:01 PM | I think vitriol calls for a (Score:4 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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Joined: 07/02/2011
MGoPoints: 1950

I think vitriol calls for a limerick rather than a haiku:

 

I once knew a coach named Al Borges

Whose head was so bald it was gorgeous.

His play calls were lame,

So he lost The Game.

Now we know all his praises were bogus. 

November 24th, 2012 at 7:02 PM | Passioned rivalry. Does it (Score:2)
MattisonMan
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Joined: 01/29/2010
MGoPoints: 1196

Passioned rivalry.

Does it hurt more when it's close?

Nah, just 'cause they're dicks.

-Hail-
 
November 24th, 2012 at 7:10 PM | Snowflakes (Score:1)
kb
Joined: 10/31/2009
MGoPoints: 1428

Snowflakes pelting Al

Playcalling inconsistent

Understandable

November 24th, 2012 at 7:48 PM | A nickname (Score:4 Normal)
might and main
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Joined: 11/18/2008
MGoPoints: 950

A nickname is due

For the suffering of Blue

"DeBorges" rings true


November 24th, 2012 at 7:13 PM | "I wish I had went to The O (Score:2 Normal)
cclittle
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Joined: 10/04/2009
MGoPoints: 323

"I wish I had went



to The O S U instead"



no one ever said



For the record, I'm not a eugenicist.
November 24th, 2012 at 7:30 PM | I remember when MGoBoard was (Score:2 Normal)
Callahan
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 1957

I remember when

MGoBoard was a nice place

Now it's like MLive

November 24th, 2012 at 7:30 PM | A new era for Michigan, ND, and OSU (Score:-1 Trolling)
November 24th, 2012 at 7:36 PM | Gorgeous Borges (Score:1)
G.W. Mclintock
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Joined: 01/15/2009
MGoPoints: 1501

Last week you were great

Using those D's very well

This week you brought suck

November 24th, 2012 at 7:45 PM | Outsmarted (Score:3 Normal)
sammylittle
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Joined: 09/29/2008
MGoPoints: 1894

First half O worked well

Halftime adjustments did not

Al outsmarts himself.

November 24th, 2012 at 7:49 PM | Here it goes... (Score:1)
CitizenKane
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Joined: 11/24/2012
MGoPoints: 57

Fuck this fucking shit

Fuck Tres, Fuck Urbz and Gene Smith

Hell with Ohio

 

and...

 

Started with sixteen

Start: Sixty minutes ago

Only two beers left

Tradition is something you cannot bottle. To hell with Ohio.

November 24th, 2012 at 7:52 PM | I just dont know man, One (Score:1)
Nantucket Blue
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Joined: 10/17/2009
MGoPoints: 559

I just dont know man,

One good pass, run, and muff from

A complete shutout

I want to be the man Fred Jackson says I am

November 24th, 2012 at 8:12 PM | The Word of the Day Is (Score:1)
543Church
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Joined: 03/09/2012
MGoPoints: 216

The Word of the Day

Is FFFFUUUUUUU because Ohio beat us

Due to Al's play calls

Jon Runyan plugged my toilet.

November 24th, 2012 at 8:38 PM | . (Score:3 Normal)
BiSB
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Joined: 08/15/2009
MGoPoints: 27887

Disappointing loss,
But one thing can soothe our souls:
MONKEY RODEO!!!!

They no longer call me Bisbiño

November 24th, 2012 at 8:44 PM | Wherefore art thou Dave? (Score:1)
might and main
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Joined: 11/18/2008
MGoPoints: 950

Brandon likes spotlight

When the boys bring home a win

Where is he tonight?


November 24th, 2012 at 8:46 PM | Haiku helps (Score:1)
might and main
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Joined: 11/18/2008
MGoPoints: 950

Haiku helps my soul

Expunge wicked vitriol

Thanks, Nantucket Blue


November 24th, 2012 at 9:05 PM | Soothing... (Score:1)
BlueToTheCore
Joined: 10/07/2008
MGoPoints: 181

Slouched high above us

Bald pate, limited play calls

Repeat, play, repeat

Wherever you go, there you are.

November 24th, 2012 at 9:11 PM | DT first round pick O-Line (Score:2)
wile_e8
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 2505

DT first round pick

O-Line weak up the middle

Let's run straight at them

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