SeptemberHeisman

May 29th, 2011 at 2:20 PM ^

I was wondering why there were so many threads on football recruiting. Then I realized that, with 3 losses in a row and a 4th likely coming in October, it's the only bright spot in an otherwise hopeless situation of inferiority to Little Brother.

Kal

May 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM ^

Doesn't it make you just the least bit sad that the national attention we get is for our "September Heismans" and yours is getting curbstomped by Iowa and Alabama? And that even when your program is beating us you still can't outrecruit us, which means that your glory will be short-lived and your incessant trash talking premature? No matter what, Michigan is always going to be one of the premier destinations for elite athletes, and deep down inside it crushes your soul.

Tater

May 29th, 2011 at 9:13 PM ^

Dear Spartan Troll:

Your team is currently 31-67-5 in its only rivlary game against a team that has three rivalry games every year.  In addition, I'm sure you've noticed that most of your RCMB friends write like they are very prould of having recently graduated from elementary school.  

Within the next month, there is a very good chance that your beloved basketball coach will have discussed the head coaching job with the Detroit Pistons, and your blessed Saint Dantonio will have applied for his dream job in Columbus.  Also, both your football and basketball programs are due to regress to the mean.  

Since I'm sure you haven't heard of the term, let me explain the implications to you.  It means that your football team will suck, like it has for most of the last forty years.  It means that your basketball team will be slightly above average, like it was under Jud Heathcoate.  And it means that you will find it a lot easier to hate Michigan even more than you do now, because your beloved Spartans will be losing to them a lot more this decade than they did in the last one.

Say goodbye to your delusions of competence, Sparty.

bluewave720

May 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM ^

What creeps me out, is not the Parkinsonian type head movements the coaches have.  It's the fact that I thought of your gifs TWO different times over the past week.  The Final Fantasy brilliance to end all "pay for votes" and Denard + car + railroad tracks.  I have had so many creepier thoughts pass through my melon, howeva, so it's all good.

Tuebor

May 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM ^

Drainage my boy!  Drainage!

Sparty can enjoy this little run of success they have had against us.  But remember everyone has had a little run of success against us the past 3 years.  (not a knock on RR just fact)