Vincent Smith out for entire season!
Not just one but two seasons apparently. Oh noez!
April fools day is a touchy time around these parts.
That's what she said.
I let out a fuuuuuuuu.... and then laughed.
Read the title, freaked out a bit, and then remembered what date it was.
or actually started laughing out loud for real in front of your computer?
just should not be joked about.
e.g. players being seriously injured, terrorist attacks, cancer.
It's okay to joke about players seriously injuring terrorists with cancer, though, right?
Sometimes cancer jokes are funny. The episode of It's Always Sunny where Charlie gets cancer is funny.
Sometimes serious injury is funny, like the Darwin Awards.
Sometimes terrorist attacks are funny, like the terrorist attack on imaginationland on South Park.
The new episode of South Park was funny when randy gets testicular cancer and his balls swell up so big he can use them as a sit and hop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIA_YbQvK3k
the part with all of them hopping down the street smoking joints was the funniest thing i've ever seen on southpark
You got me good you son of a bitch.
Especially to us hardcore UM football fans.
whether or not to neg you...I guess that means you did a fantastic job of being right on that line...meaning...alright, fine, posbang!
for that avatar pic.
Tremendous.
My roommates sophomore year and I wore our flags as capes and painted our chests with B-L-U-E for the MSU game two years back. It was about 40, but well worth it...until the loss. Then it was utterly painful.
So I could shoot you in the foot.
Not funny. I don't care what day of the year it is, that was darn yella-bellied of ya. Now I'm a gonna go to the saloon and git me a sarsparilla and try to fergit how y'all hornswaggled me.
You know that you can still shoot somebody in the foot today right? And with them bleeding out like that, you can make a clean getaway.
I forgot I can use the But Your Honor, A Guy Named Tacopants Said I Was Allowed To Do It defense.
Isn't the legal system fun?
hard.
...that Vincent Smith comes to mind as our most important player.
I hate being so f-ing gullible. You got me.
I bit too - when I see a post on the Board saying RichRod was just fired, I will probably ignore it.
I bit too - when I see a post on the Board saying RichRod was just fired, I will probably ignore it.
I will probably ignore it.
Waiting for the "RR fired" or "Forcier to transfer" thread to begin soon.
But nobody's that gullible.
"USC receives no major violations"
OP, you sir, owe me a new pair of pants ! Good one.
The exclamation point at the end of your thread title gave it away for me.
Who would be excited for an injury to one of our own players? haha
That's exactly what I was gonna post.
I'm not sure the exclamation point means what you think it means.
I don't think you are going to see much of Vincent Smith this year. ACL injuries for running backs like him are devastating and take a very long time to get to 100% agility with out hesittion. He'll have lots of time to wow us but returning this year, not necessary.
I like Mike Cox.
First of all, I didn't fall for it.
Secondly, if there's one position where we could withstand a season-long injury, it's probably running back.
That's why I fell for it. If it said 'Tate Forcier out for entire season' or 'Rich Rod fired', I immediately would've known it was an April Fool's joke.
Or something close to that!
(No April Fools - LoL)
Not cool, man, not cool.
...not
There is too much of an element of potential truth here for this to be really funny...I hope he plays but have felt all along that September would be very optimistic for this injury.
I read the title and instantly started thinking about the depth chart for fall, then went over to Rivals to see if they had an ITF Extra posted. All this before actually opening the thread.
Well played, gypsy, well played.
I just about preed my pants.
for the time being, you can kiss my ass. :*
I'll go with what the OP said and post a prank I did.
Last year my roommate was applying to the business school. The application was due March 31, and he was all worried about the online signature part of it. I told him that all he had to do was just type his name in the box. He submitted it March 25-ish.
I made a letter with the University emblem as a big watermark, an official looking letter head, and even copy and pasted a signature off of google to top it off. The letter said that his online signature was formatted incorrectly, so his application had been voided, and that he had the opportunity to re-apply before the deadline, March 31.
I then put the letter in our mailbox on April 1, knowing that he checked the mail everyday. Later that night he came back and threw the letter down and essentially said that he was screwed and that's what he was working for all through high school. Much profanity was incorporated into that and further explicatives ensued. When I finally told him, I thought I was going to get hit in the face.
Hell with you and Hell with Notre Dame!
a little too obvious...plus the ! gives it away
It was definitely too obvious. The most convincing April Fools jokes are believable and subtle, or offhand sentences thrown into larger posts.
Quick, somebody call V. Smith and tell him to stay on the couch for the rest of the day. You all know what a motherf***er irony is!
that is all.
Cute.