LONG OVERDUE
VIDEO: First Practice Presser
August 6th, 2012 at 9:14 PM | 
Sick burn,
Sick burn,
August 6th, 2012 at 9:17 PM |
Fergodsakes, thank you.
Fergodsakes, thank you.
Fergodsakes, thank you.
"And if that doesn't wet your appetite, you're watching the wrong channel."
You can usually find me bumping some Reggae, hammered on Higgins Lake with the goon squad. #HALOL
Go Blue!
August 6th, 2012 at 9:26 PM |
Hey dude, there's this
Hey dude, there's this
Hey dude, there's this awesome website called mlive.com, where there is tons of discussion about Michigan sports. Perhaps you should check it out?
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
August 6th, 2012 at 9:30 PM |
Correction; there's a place
Correction; there's a place
Correction; there's a place called the Red Cedar Message Board that he should check out.
August 6th, 2012 at 9:39 PM |
Neckbeard
Neckbeard
His point is that you're acting like a fucking mouth breather.
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
August 6th, 2012 at 9:56 PM |
Now now
Now now
Everybody be nice. It can take time for new people to acclimate to the new surroundings.
Not a promising start... but it could turn around.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:12 PM |
You made a typo
You made a typo
You made a typo UNFORTUNATELY. Also, you have no excuse then due to your first statement. Step your game up.
I poop excellence
August 6th, 2012 at 10:32 PM |
Haggle: (v) To bargain, as
Haggle: (v) To bargain, as
Haggle: (v) To bargain, as over the price of something.
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:39 PM |
Who is Michigan Sports Man?
Who is Michigan Sports Man?
Who is Michigan Sports Man? Is it Brian Cook?
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:42 PM |
Maybe this guy?
Maybe this guy?
Maybe this guy?
August 7th, 2012 at 6:29 AM |
By far the most entertaining
By far the most entertaining
By far the most entertaining thread in a while. Things are chippy around here no?... Sorry i'll take my bad jokes to BSD
Its called a royale with cheese
August 6th, 2012 at 10:34 PM |
Did you stop at 7th grade?
Did you stop at 7th grade?
Did you stop at 7th grade?
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:39 PM |
Picking fights on the
Picking fights on the
Picking fights on the Internet. Cool dude! Also, let's fight!!!! Woohoo!!!!
I poop excellence
August 6th, 2012 at 11:16 PM |
C'mon
C'mon
Given your history, you're like 6 inches from a banhammer. Back off.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:45 PM |
Icy Blue Lot Stuntaz? This is
Icy Blue Lot Stuntaz? This is
Icy Blue Lot Stuntaz? This is easily the worst presser thread ever.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:54 PM |
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
August 6th, 2012 at 11:08 PM |
Being 8-replies deep in the
Being 8-replies deep in the
Being 8-replies deep in the thread has a slimming effect.
EDIT: Let's see what Ondre will look like once Wellman gets his hands on him.
EDIT 2: Darn, what am I doing wrong?
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
August 6th, 2012 at 11:26 PM |
Wellman eeeeeeeeeeeee
Wellman eeeeeeeeeeeee
August 6th, 2012 at 11:37 PM |
Thorin Dotcom
Thorin Dotcom
Teach me your ways, oh wise one.
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
August 6th, 2012 at 10:38 PM |
I didn't critique his grammar
I didn't critique his grammar
I didn't critique his grammar at all. Only his spelling. Also....Can I do that?
I poop excellence
August 7th, 2012 at 12:43 PM |
There's nothing wrong with
There's nothing wrong with
There's nothing wrong with starting a sentence with Also.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:22 PM |
I was going to tell him that
I was going to tell him that
I was going to tell him that but I didn't want to ruin his day anymore than it already was.
I poop excellence
August 6th, 2012 at 10:17 PM |
Derp
Derp
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
August 7th, 2012 at 8:52 AM |
Some of your statement I
Some of your statement I
Some of your statement I agree with. I do however enjoy some of the self monitoring. Seems to have less team bashing. As far as the name calling, I'd rather have a "mouth breather" reference than a hateful gay slur.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:17 PM |
We are a kind bunch here.
We are a kind bunch here.
We are a kind bunch here. Here is a link that I hope helps you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mouthbreather
I poop excellence
August 6th, 2012 at 11:12 PM |
Definitely.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.
August 6th, 2012 at 11:12 PM |
So much flameout
So much flameout
So much flameout so fast. I'd feel bad, but I tried to throw you a bone and you were all, "yeah, you all suck."
You're welcome to stay if you'd like. But it may be best if you sit this one out for a while.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:54 PM |
Quit While You're Behind?
Quit While You're Behind?
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
August 6th, 2012 at 11:40 PM |
You do realize the irony in
You do realize the irony in
You do realize the irony in your incessant bitching about other people bitching, don't you? Just an FYI, when EVERYONE disagrees with you, that doesn't necessarily mean they're all crazy, it's possible that you're just wrong.
If you want a blog riddled with misspellings, shit talking and juvenile phrases like "that's gay," you're welcome to go elsewhere or start your own website (you can find many others to talk Michigan). But don't expect this community to change how it operates just because you think it's "annoying as fuck." There's a reason this is the only website I've ever created a username for -- it mostly avoids the nonsense found on a lot of the web that really makes normal, thinking people question the intelligence of the average person.
One more thing, pretty sure you're an MSU troll.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:40 PM |
Correct it is not a good
Correct it is not a good
Correct it is not a good insult. Is that why you got your panties in a bunch and wrote 4.5 sentences over it?
August 7th, 2012 at 8:45 AM |
And to come back with
And to come back with
And to come back with "gayest" term? Really. Ro
August 7th, 2012 at 8:46 AM |
Bro. Sorry iPhone not
Bro. Sorry iPhone not
Bro. Sorry iPhone not cooperating.
August 6th, 2012 at 9:31 PM |
Is it just me or has Brady
Is it just me or has Brady
Is it just me or has Brady lost a few pounds?
August 6th, 2012 at 9:55 PM |
Coach speak aside...
Coach speak aside...
He seemed genuinely pleased.
I liked the body language when talking about Rawles.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:21 PM |
Great Presser...
Great Presser...
I liked what Hoke said at the very beginning about how they were going to put them out of their comfort zone so that Saturdays were easy. We have a staff who can balance the positive reinforcement, conditioning and motivational aspects of practice and conditioning with the idea that Saturday will be a relative breeze. That's certainly not a bad thing.
I also like it when Hoke talks about how, if the coaches have to be the leaders of the team, that distracts from their own job and decreases their effectiveness. This is important, and I hope that the experience with the Navy SEALs underscores the need for players to be the leaders on the field.
One of the more interesting questions, to me, was the one towards the end where they asked him what he wanted to see out of this team, and the answer was somewhat Bo-esque to me. Basically, physical and mental toughness, and I think that this staff can achieve that in a way that mixes new school management and some old school football - I think it will yield some great results myself.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
August 6th, 2012 at 10:22 PM |
It's highly entertaining to
It's highly entertaining to
It's highly entertaining to watch this press conference while simultaneously reading the transcript.
I'm awesome. Get over it
August 6th, 2012 at 10:36 PM |
We have not had a good
We have not had a good
We have not had a good meltdown since the days of the negbang. Surely, this is a sign from the gods.
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:55 PM |
Presser video AND
Presser video AND
Presser video AND meltdown?!?
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It ain't easy being cheesy
August 6th, 2012 at 10:52 PM |
Chippiness...
Chippiness...
chip·py or chip·pie / chippiness
n. pl. chip·pies
1. A chipping sparrow.
2. Slang: A woman prostitute.
3. Belligerent or touchy.
August 6th, 2012 at 10:57 PM |
First presser thread of the
First presser thread of the
First presser thread of the year and it's a chippy one.
I poop excellence
August 7th, 2012 at 12:13 AM |
Where are the prostitutes?
Where are the prostitutes?
Or did Craig James get here first?
Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.
August 6th, 2012 at 11:06 PM |
Coaches and Press Conferences
Coaches and Press Conferences
Brady Hoke has to be one of the best press conferences in the country, right? I love his nothing responses. Like he'll answer the questions, but he won't really answer them. As in you get nothing concrete. There are so many Hokeisms (as Tremendous noted, only 3 tremendouses in this press conference). He might not be the most entertaining, but he's a joy to watch. May be it's just because he's so Michigan.
You probably have to have Les Miles, Steve Spurrier, and Mike Leach up there as most entertaining. I'm in the minority of people who loves Lane Kiffin because he's just such a douchebag, and it's hilarious how much of a douchebag he is. I just love the way Hoke carries himself though, which is why he'd have to be high up on my list.
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
August 6th, 2012 at 11:24 PM |
9 on 7's?
9 on 7's?
Sorry if this is an idiotic question- googling football terminology is apparently harder than it would seem- when brady talks about 7 on 7's, I get what he means- but 9 on 7's is a term I've never heard before- anyone know what personnel that refers to?
14-13 Michigan! All right, Mr. President!
August 6th, 2012 at 11:29 PM |
9 on 7 is a running game
9 on 7 is a running game
9 on 7 is a running game drill.
All of the offense minus the two wide receivers.
All of the defense minus the four defensive backs.
True manball.
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
August 7th, 2012 at 12:09 AM |
Presser Video for the first day - my kind of comfort food!
Presser Video for the first day - my kind of comfort food!
Thanks again for the Presser Video!
I know about MLive and Ann Arbor.com, but having the transcript with the video gives me that warm and chippy feeling. Time to order the Michigan Student Shirt, and begin planning the pilgrimmage to Ann Arbor mecca!
August 7th, 2012 at 7:47 AM |
What really chaps my ass
What really chaps my ass
is that Coach Hoke didn't give us more information about that punting battle! Inquiring minds want to know, coach!
It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine
August 7th, 2012 at 8:23 AM |
Way to ruin a perfectly good presser thread...
Way to ruin a perfectly good presser thread...
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
Hansel.
Bring back Keith Jackson