AZBlue

September 18th, 2012 at 5:12 PM ^

And what has he done with our offensive coordinator!?!

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Ted."    

I'll bet some bubble-screen lovin' alien race is behind this.

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5th and Long

September 18th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^

Score one for Coach Borges against the cough this week.

Last 3 Pressers:

Cough - 2 

Borges - 1

 

If I were on SNL and needed to do a Coach Borges impression (and I have no idea why either of those would happen, but just go with it for a moment), the heart of the impression would be indigestion.  Mouth-tasting indigestion during every answer.

Today he had it under control so you only get a little bit around 0:29.  Usually it's 3-4 times/presser

Then I'd sprinkle in a bunch of "If that makes any sense."  But you have to use it when something's not really complicated to grasp while nodding to the questioner, like "ya know what I mean."

"So one of the things that's great about Devin Funchess catching ability is he can high point the ball...if that makes any sense."

"Well, the thing we always try to do is establish the run, if that makes any sense."

"Our goal, as an offense is to score more points, if that makes any sense."

Finally, sprinkle in a few "paralysis by analysis" while using the right hand to adjust the right side of your glasses.

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