Attn: Heiko.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVtMo9cbmy8
There's also Large Men on a Banana Boat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COmHrusGrqo
...and OMG NORFLEET SWITCHED FROM CB TO MIDDLE HITTER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTt0LZnhIPE
yes plz
VIDEO: Al Borges Reads 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Banana Boat, Norfleet Position Switch
December 25th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
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VIDEO: Al Borges Reads 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Banana Boat, Norfleet Position Switch
December 25th, 2012 at 8:57 PM | 
Can anyone make out what
Can anyone make out what
December 25th, 2012 at 10:19 PM |
"What's the thistle?"
"What's the thistle?"
"What's the thistle?"
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
December 25th, 2012 at 9:17 PM |
Good lord, I didn't know
Good lord, I didn't know
Good lord, I didn't know Denard could jump that high.
December 25th, 2012 at 9:28 PM |
Good lord, why are you not
Good lord, why are you not
Good lord, why are you not paying attention to which hand he hit that with (his throwing hand), Mr. Spurrier.
December 25th, 2012 at 9:28 PM |
'Twas the Night before Christmas
'Twas the Night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the big house,
Not a recruit was stirring, not even Mary Sue Coleman's blouse;
The letters of intent were hung in Brady Hoke's office with care,
In hopes that Derrick Green soon would be there;
The GBW mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
... While visions of Derrick Green danc'd in their heads,
And RoJo's Mama in her 'kerchief, and Treadwell's dad in his cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long soap-opera that was whack,
When out on Tom Beaver's postings there arose such a clatter,
The Recruiting HQ went on their computers to see what was the matter.
Away to his I-Phone, Steven Brown flew like a flash,
Not a recruit was stirring, not even Mary Sue Coleman's blouse;
The letters of intent were hung in Brady Hoke's office with care,
In hopes that Derrick Green soon would be there;
The GBW mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
... While visions of Derrick Green danc'd in their heads,
And RoJo's Mama in her 'kerchief, and Treadwell's dad in his cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long soap-opera that was whack,
When out on Tom Beaver's postings there arose such a clatter,
The Recruiting HQ went on their computers to see what was the matter.
Away to his I-Phone, Steven Brown flew like a flash,
Tore through the Rivals message board, and threw up all over his rash.
The moon on the breast gave Mike Farrell in the know,
Gave the lustre of swearing to Ty Issac below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a Derrick Green verbal commitment to Michigan! and along came the HQ members celebrating with a beer!
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
December 25th, 2012 at 10:58 PM |
Twas...
Twas...
Twas the Game against Ohio State,
And during the 2nd half,
I called Power Runs up the gut,
Despite protest from the staff.
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
December 25th, 2012 at 10:20 PM |
Borges would make a terrific
Borges would make a terrific
Borges would make a terrific Santa.
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
December 25th, 2012 at 11:45 PM |
I thought it was so obvious
I thought it was so obvious
that I kept expecting one of the players to sneak in behind Borges with a Santa cap and beard.
December 25th, 2012 at 10:23 PM |
Borges
Borges
Already gave Ohio a gift this year, hopefully he doesn't give SC one Jan 1st!!! Go Blue!
Denard Robinson......They're not going to catch him!
December 25th, 2012 at 11:02 PM |
Somebody needs to quote BWC
Somebody needs to quote BWC
That last line was epic. Most epic thing I've ever heard perhaps.
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
December 25th, 2012 at 11:26 PM |
Even better: Make a GIF of
Even better: Make a GIF of
Even better: Make a GIF of BWC failing the banana boat challenge, over and over
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
December 26th, 2012 at 1:25 AM |
It's hard out here. I
It's hard out here. I
It's hard out here. I done fought two sharks, wrassled a sting ray, ate two crabs--had butter out there. It's hard out here but you know how we do it, I'm from Detroit. You know, it was nothing. Two great whites, punched a whale in the face... easy day. Go blue.
December 26th, 2012 at 10:35 AM |
I don't even like the "winning" meme anymore...
I don't even like the "winning" meme anymore...
But there is SOOO much winning in that quote that it cannot be denied.
Easy day. Go Blue.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
December 26th, 2012 at 12:19 AM |
Two great whites. Punched a
Two great whites. Punched a
Two great whites. Punched a whale in the face. Easy day.
Gotta love BWC.
It's been a lot. Its been a roller coaster that for some reason seemed like it would never get good. But you know what? We kept fighting. It's like that old saying goes, "Those Who Stay Will Be Champions." -David Molk
December 26th, 2012 at 12:48 AM |
My favorite part of the last video.
My favorite part of the last video.
Was the Women's Volleyball casually sipping on an adult beverage on camera. I wonder how many sheets to the wind whe was at that point. I'm guessing about 1.5 sheets.
December 26th, 2012 at 2:13 AM |
I'm guessing you minus 1.5
I'm guessing you minus 1.5
I'm guessing you minus 1.5 sheets. That was women's gymnastics coach Bev Plocki.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:37 AM |
Clearly someone is trying to
Clearly someone is trying to
Clearly someone is trying to make al borges very likable. I'm still pissed about that Ohio State game Al, but I'm a little less pissed after watching that. Go and win this bowl game with that offense from the first half of the Ohio game and you'll be back on (most of our) good sides.
Will Campbell has a future in acting if the NFL doesn't work out.
December 26th, 2012 at 12:40 PM |
never forget
never forget
nm
December 26th, 2012 at 2:22 AM |
Great vids
Great vids
Love it. Too funny.
December 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM |
Awesome
Awesome
Watching BWC trying to get on that banana...team 133 having a great time before beating SC.
Denard Robinson......They're not going to catch him!
December 26th, 2012 at 12:20 PM |
Any ideas why the women's
Any ideas why the women's
Any ideas why the women's gymnastics coach was with them? And the other women who were playing?
"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow
December 26th, 2012 at 11:32 PM |
No big mystery
No big mystery
I assume it's because her husband is on the Strength & Conditioning staff.
Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
December 26th, 2012 at 1:10 PM |
Thank God
Thank God
we are not competing in banana boat races.
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison
Can anyone make out what Devin says at the end?