Very OT but also very funny: Only in Ohio drunken wedding brawl

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April 7th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
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mGrowOld
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Very OT but also very funny: Only in Ohio drunken wedding brawl

Slow day on the board so far so this can be used as a placeholder for the "will he stay or will he go" Burke posts scheduled to arrive shortly I'm sure.

Anyways today's edition of "only in Ohio" takes place just a bit north of where a live so these are my people for lack of a better description.  Seems the sister-in-law of the bride wanted to slow dance with the groom and wasn't terribly interested in stopping when asked to by the bride.  

Predictable fight predictably ensues which leads to arrests and lots of questions; most notably "why didnt the groom just stop dancing with her?"

The story is funnier but the comments (as usual) are even funnier.  http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/drunken-wedding-guest-arrested-slow-dances-groom-brawls-204214485--abc-news-topstories.html

 

 

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April 7th, 2012 at 10:52 AM | A ginger... Oww she's a (Score:0 Flamebait)
April 7th, 2012 at 11:01 AM | Says that her name is Brooke Burke....... (Score:1 Normal)
Genzilla
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But not this one.........

April 7th, 2012 at 11:05 AM | NSFMSRK (Not Safe for Mrs (Score:5 Normal)
mgokev
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NSFMSRK

(Not Safe for Mrs Stephen R Kass)

GO BLUE

April 7th, 2012 at 11:14 AM | Come on guys, some of us read (Score:5 Normal)
ChopBlock
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Come on guys, some of us read MGoBlog in public places and don't want  to look like perverts. Of course, many of the same people stalk the twitter and facebook accounts of highschoolers, so that's not saying much, but still...

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April 7th, 2012 at 8:17 PM | Agree (Score:-1 Normal)
April 7th, 2012 at 11:06 AM | Thanks a LOT Genzilla.  Now (Score:4 Normal)
mGrowOld
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Thanks a LOT Genzilla.  Now I'll never know what Steven R Kass thinks about my post!.

 

 

April 7th, 2012 at 11:08 AM | the 'I only did it because I was drunk' defense; (Score:2 Normal)
MGlobules
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holds up really well in court, I hear. 

April 7th, 2012 at 11:21 AM | couldn't even get a proper mug shot (Score:1)
iawolve
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Looks like she is standing in an unfinished basement.

April 7th, 2012 at 11:25 AM | Every time the article (Score:2)
TheTeamx3
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Every time the article mentioned Burke I cried a single tear

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April 7th, 2012 at 11:27 AM | Stuff like this NEVER happens (Score:1)
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Stuff like this NEVER happens in Michigan...

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April 7th, 2012 at 11:30 AM | riiiight (Score:3 Funny)
ChopBlock
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You haven't spent much time in Allegan county, have you?

(yes, I understand the /s)

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April 7th, 2012 at 2:40 PM | Of course not! (Score:2)
CleverMichiganR...
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A yooper friend of mine had Da Yoopers play his wedding, I'm sure it was a very tasteful and sober affair. 

The world looks better through maize mirror tint. 

Still waiting on backup.

April 7th, 2012 at 11:36 AM | It said she might be the (Score:2 Normal)
Bad MotherHoker
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It said she might be the bride's sister-in-law, does that mean she was slow dancing with ther brother?  Cue the banjos.

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April 7th, 2012 at 11:56 AM | Thinking the same (Score:3 Normal)
doughboy
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Then realized that maybe the bride had several brothers so could have been an unrelated, but still related, kinda' thang!

Either way, nice start to marital bliss...

April 7th, 2012 at 1:16 PM | The sister-in-law was just (Score:3 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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The sister-in-law was just pissed because she didn't get her chicken McNuggets that morning:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBxsNOjXVEk

April 7th, 2012 at 4:03 PM | Too funny (Score:2)
Maizenblueball
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When this chicken mcnugget video first came out, I couldn't believe it.  Hilarious.

Chuck Norris wears Brady Hoke pajamas.

April 9th, 2012 at 12:23 AM | the internet is killing me tonight (Score:0)
April 7th, 2012 at 1:10 PM | She Has That Hypnotizing Gaze... (Score:2)
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...that just screams, "All of the Milwaukee's Best!"

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April 7th, 2012 at 1:29 PM | Youtube (Score:2)
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or it didn't happen.  There had to be an enterprising groomsman there with a camera phone.

April 7th, 2012 at 2:30 PM | Sounds about right (Score:3 Normal)
treyanastasio
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For the west side.

April 8th, 2012 at 12:08 AM | From an east-sider (Score:1)
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I wholeheartedly agree.

www.beltway.org

 

April 7th, 2012 at 2:47 PM | Well actually...in (Score:5 Normal)
BlueHills
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Well actually...in Michigan...

Back when I was a boy lawyer before I got into the music biz, I got a call from someone whose child had gotten married the previous night.

Turns out that the father of the groom and the father of the bride had a little disagreement over who got to take home the leftover liquor after the wedding that resulted in Mr. Groom's father breaking the nose of Mr. Bride father, who in turn, bit off one of Mr. Groom father's fingers. Then the wife of Mr. Groom father joined in the fray and bit off one of Bride father's earlobes.

True story. The men were guys who'd walked the iron and steel building the Mackinac Bridge. Not faint of heart, one might say.

If they're still alive today, I'll bet they're forever arguing over that leftover alchohol.

April 7th, 2012 at 4:56 PM | Not sure if I believe that story. (Score:4 Normal)
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It doesn't sound like there was any leftover alcohol at that party.

Eating is murder.

April 7th, 2012 at 8:17 PM | Sparties not us (Score:-1 Offtopic)
April 7th, 2012 at 6:39 PM | I can top that.... (Score:1)
alwaystrueblue
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and this is 100% true.

 

I attended a reception back in the early 80's ( here in Michigan ) where the BRIDE got caught giving her former high school sweetheart a BJ in the kitchen of the hall.

Her new father-in-law caught them in the act. He actually laughed it off. 

Yes...they are still married. 

I down-vote ANYONE that puts the "t" in front of osu. Don't be a tool.

Oh yea....screw msu too.

April 7th, 2012 at 7:02 PM | Oh wow... (Score:0 Flamebait)
April 7th, 2012 at 7:24 PM | I hope this bitch is (Score:1)
Hannibal.
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I hope this bitch is appropriately humiliated. 

I hate mean drunks with a passion.

April 7th, 2012 at 8:16 PM | Lol! Ohio! (Score:-1 Trolling)
April 7th, 2012 at 8:18 PM | Who remembers the Nebraska (Score:-1 Offtopic)
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