I'll get the Schadenfreude started with some tweets I saw from an old acquantance that happens to be a current VaTech cheerleader. My acquaintance is Emily, her friend Carmen is also a VaTech cheerleader. My favorite is obviously the top one about the ugly cheerleaders (the only one that really makes this worth posting). Feel free to share any other Schadenfreude you run across.
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.