Last year, the Utes demolished us in their place, probably knocking us out of postseason play. That will not be the case this year. I dont want to hear that their shortest player is like 8 feet tall. I dont care that they each have 7 wives, five of them over the age of consent. You know what? Keith Van Horn was overrated. At 6'10" Tom Chambers still had to climb on top of Mark Jackson to dunk a basketball. Utah skiing sucks, the 2002 Olympics were lame, and what the hell kind of state rock is coal? 65% of Utah is owned by the government, and the other 35% was used in the filming of "Touched by an Angel". Polygamy is against God's will! Now lets get out there and make some noise for coach B and help them smite the heathen Utes!
Utah pump up thread
Don't forget Stockton's daisy dukes
to get under the Utes skin is start talking about how awesome all things BYU are.
Just to be clear, being killed by a ninja is preferable to answering the door for Mormons/other religious group/political campaigners.
I had no real ill will toward Utah before this post. But you raised some good points. There's plenty of good reason to work up a good anti-Utah lather. Let the game begin!
We wouldn't have one of the best HBO series. Big love is a great show damn it!
I don't have to eat dinner beforehand and then can get some FREEEEEEEEEE PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA to satisfy my appetite.
Oh, and there's no way Utah finishes our 3 game/2 sport contract with a sweep.
According to Lunardi, the Big Ten is a 7-bid conference, and Northwestern is presently the usurper of the Seventh Bid. Let's go out and get it!!!
Are we snake oiling Utah's football coach? Isn't that what all threads are supposed to be about? ...just kidding.
F*** UTAH! I'm actually getting really excited about watching this basketball team compete and grow. Darius Morris has been a complete surprise and playing very well. I get pumped to watch them now even though I expect some let downs every now and then given their youth and inexperience.
Unfortunately, so do most middle-aged men.
did you just say you were "touched by middle aged men" or are my eyes deceiving me?
Depends on how you parse "to have".
im still talking my dad and moms into letting me go
Should be a running pre game speech for every sport and every university playing against Utah. Loved it well done.
Bring on the fighting former Keith Van Horns! I expect a nice win by the Wolverines tonight.
I watched the Utah game last year and I remember feeling sick to my stomach. It's one thing to lose. But when you make a GOD awful team look like NBA champs...there are no words.
I don't want to feel that way again tonight.
This topic has me in stitches between the polygamist photo and the "touched by a middle aged man". Nice job
Who cannot get Big Ten Network?
If he was within driving distance of Crisler he would probably get the BTN.
I go to the University of Utah, and I am really tired of hearing about how good their basketball team was in the 90's and how that some how correlates to how good they are now. I really dislike me some Utes. It would be nice to talk some crap on my fellow classmates before our finals next week.
I get BTN so I haven't checked to see if the stream actually works. You will need to download StreamTorrent to play it.
EDIT: The stream is up. It's almost a minute behind, but beggars can't be choosers
I just don't know enough about the torrent gig etc., I am going to stick with mgoblue.com audio otherwise I am going to download a virus or something .... crud. Go Blue, they are looking, oops I mean, at least they are sounding great!