December 8th, 2009 at 10:49 PM ^
Channeling inner Bo-da here:
Upset Utes we must
So NIT we avoid
Blue, storm the Mormans
December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 PM ^
Shoot well from downtown
Defend like hell and rebound
Who are the "Mormans"?
December 8th, 2009 at 10:52 PM ^
After a Blue win,
Manny and DeShawn can take
some wives off your hands.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:59 PM ^
Random Utah white guys
Shoot a lot of Threes
Manny doesn't approve
December 8th, 2009 at 11:02 PM ^
Manny also hates
Those who use atypical
syllable formats
December 9th, 2009 at 8:53 AM ^
I think you forgot
About the long range shooting
White guys of our own.
December 8th, 2009 at 11:07 PM ^
When I think of "Utes"
I think My Cousin Vinny
Pesci says "Go Blue"!
December 8th, 2009 at 11:28 PM ^
Have you seen Big Love?
Our team is the opposite
Small and makes me sad
December 9th, 2009 at 12:24 AM ^
Needing a big win
Blue storms to Salt Lake City
Raining threes all night
Utes tall and taller
But wolverines like to say
BOOM LUMBERJACK'D
December 9th, 2009 at 8:50 AM ^
I hate BYU
But I think they'd be happy
If we beat the Utes.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:09 AM ^
Win win win win win
Win win win win win win win
Win win win win win
Though I'm afraid it might not be Utah-specific enough?
December 9th, 2009 at 9:15 AM ^
Random Michigan players
Shoot a lot of Threes
That don't go in.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:27 AM ^
Makhtar N'diaye once
Accused Britton Johnson of
Saying a bad thing.
But by then, Makhtar
Had left the North for the South
And become a heel.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:29 AM ^
Anthony Wright No
What does coach see that we don't
Please don't shoot that three.
Walk on guards of grit
Though small in hindsight we miss
Merritt and CJ
Poor Manny Harris
His back hurts much from always
Carrying this team.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:34 AM ^
I wish that I knew
what a fricken haiku was
Well then... F.M.L.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:37 PM ^
My unsung hero
Ben Cronin may be seeing
Much more playing time.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:56 PM ^
Utah was once great
When Majerus was rotund
But NEVER the fab five!
December 9th, 2009 at 9:52 PM ^
1.
I cannot think of
A haiku about Utah
The most boring state.
2.
Oh wait I just did.
A lot of Mormons live there
Republicans too.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:20 AM ^
Utah much bigger
Our shots not falling tonight
Watch out NIT
December 10th, 2009 at 1:50 PM ^
I never thought that
I would miss Lee and Merritt
Team lacks chemistry