user bios idea
Hey - is there any chance we can create a link to users to know more about them. There are some really smart people I would like to know some things about - such as age, alum, year of graduation, current home city, career. I realize people would lie, and that is okay. But aren't you a little curious about who is writing sometimes?
What are the cons of doing this? We don't have to have any personal info if people don't want to (such as email address).
September 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM ^
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
September 1st, 2011 at 2:52 PM ^
This is incredible.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM ^
Magnus -- Age: 78
Year of Graduation: 1956
Occupation: Grumpy Old Man
(jk magnus, love you and TTB)
September 1st, 2011 at 11:20 AM ^
You forgot morbidly obese.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:05 PM ^
Ouch. That one cut deep.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
Not through the outer layer of blubber I'm sure. Winter is coming up...
/too easy
September 1st, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^
You're welcome.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
Magnus once killed a she-wolf but then personally nursed its pups into adulthood.
September 1st, 2011 at 2:50 PM ^
I heard he played for SMU and killed a few concubines.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:16 AM ^
Isn't that called Facebook? I like knowing as little about the posters as possible so my judgemental radar isn't kicked into high gear when reading their posts. Plus, I don't want to admit I didn't go to UofM. Oh . . . wait . . . damn it!!
September 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM ^
No. I already feel lame enough after I get involved in an argument on this board. Making me aware that argument was with a high schooler will make it even worse.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:22 AM ^
Well - if you knew they were a high schooler, you would not have to engage in the argument. You could write something like - "you are in high school, you don't know shit from shinola"
September 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM ^
don't let the users access the BIOS.
September 1st, 2011 at 2:17 PM ^
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess one piece of biographical data for this guy -- not a liberal arts major?
September 1st, 2011 at 11:21 AM ^
i like to keep my ID on the downlow - what if another user is unbeknowingly my wife and we get into a flamewar about infected dog butts or CRex fiance's family or whether a recruit having UM listed as the 3rd team out of a top 5 is favorable or not and then we discover who the other person was and have to get a divorce.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:23 AM ^
you are a lucky man if your wife cares enough to be on MGoBlog.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:08 PM ^
Everyone has a different definition of lucky.
September 2nd, 2011 at 3:30 AM ^
Now Married-Men and Teen Friendly!
September 1st, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
Watch out for NSFH or NSFSRK
September 1st, 2011 at 11:24 AM ^
If you can't see eye to eye on infected dog butts, splitting up is probably for the best.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:26 AM ^
Eye to eye to infected brown eye. That's nasty.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:41 AM ^
We got a real Judge Judy in here today...
September 1st, 2011 at 11:25 AM ^
or it could make your marriage like the one on the song "If you like Pina Coladas"...
I never knew, that you liked Michigan football... (to the tune).
September 1st, 2011 at 11:23 AM ^
I mean, generally you learn about people through their comments. I wouldn't have a bio if they existed.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
shit, my handle is effectively my name. if anybody cared enough they could find me on Twitter and Facebook and maybe even 4square.
there is nothing stopping you from putting a bit about yourself in your signature, though.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:42 AM ^
My real name is Ralph Donetello, I'm 17 years old, I'm still a virgin and I work for a catholic priest.
September 1st, 2011 at 2:47 PM ^
Two of those things are not possible when combined.
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<br>Signed a former altar boy.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:47 AM ^
If I made a bio it would be like my avatar on Second Life. It would be exactly the same as me, except I could fly.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:55 AM ^
Every teenage boys' (and their fathers' -- to be honest their mothers', too) fantasy. I try to dress down by putting on just ("just" = only) some tight torn jeans and and old tee shirt that has become a bit thin from so much washing . . .
I am a bit of a tomboy. I LOVE Michigan football and guys who constantly read blogs related to it. My twin sister and I sometimes get a little too drunk at the games and hook up with guys who can review the UFR's with us over breakfast.
I probably shouldn't say much more -- you know with internet privacy being shitty and all.
September 1st, 2011 at 11:55 AM ^
Lloyd. I used to be a football coach. Now I just read lots of history books and carouse with lying senatorial types. It's not that much fun, but Russell Crowe is preoccupied with foreskin lately and won't return my calls.
Other than that, life is pretty rad.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:07 PM ^
I've shared too much personal info on mgoblog already, and it often irritates people, so I don't do this so much anymore. I could change my avatar, or name, and I sometimes wish I could take back some threads, but, don't all of us say or do things that seemed good at the time?
Anyway, I like your idea in theory. At the very least, I wish that people here would be willing to stand up for what they post. It is easy to take cheap shots at players or Brandon or coaches from the anonymity of the Internet. (exhibit 1: RR & Hoke flames.) Those guys who are identifiable (i.e., Brian, Magnus, Tom VH, prob. Misopogon and Heiko and Ace, etc.) have a higher standard to meet, and have to think carefully about when and how they want to be negative. This doesn't mean a ban a negativity, but you think twice about how you're negative and how you insult others when your own reputation and name is on the line. I digress.
You, however, if I understand correctly, are more interested in getting to know bio info those who post. There is already a way to do what you are suggesting. If you look carefully, you will notice that the signature for some users is a link to their blog. (for an example, look for one of Magnus' entries.) If you wish to create a blog, and at said blog talk more about yourself, and put in a link to said blog as your signature, well, this would be an easy way to achieve what you want to do. Of course, it is the right, and perogative, (and computer illiteracy or laziness, for some) to choose whether or not you create a blog with personal biographical info included.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
The funny thing is Stephen, you are the one that made me think of this idea.
I know you are an older guy who is married, and somehow hangs out on the blog at odd times of the day. I wonder what your wife thinks of it. I may need some advice about calling off the dogs (my wife - who is a crazy M football fan, I might add) on blog abuse from you.
I also wondered what you do for a living. I wondered how you sneak on mgoblog all the time?
Anyway, there are a lot of guys seem very cool, well read, well spoken (written?) and so on (another is M-Wolverine) and I am interested about who they are in their "real lives".
Gues this one got flamed out by most people's sarcastic comments, but oh well.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^
I don't think anyone was taking a shot at you or your question. My guess is that people just don't want to reveal too much information. Having had my credit card number used in Colombia last year (where I've never been), I understand.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
In my defense, those empanadas were delicious.
September 1st, 2011 at 1:15 PM ^
I was mad about the other charges. Who buys cocaine with a credit card?
September 1st, 2011 at 2:02 PM ^
You can't expense that shit without a receipt.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^
The were a number of bios done on the more prominent mgoblog users a year ago
http://mgoblog.com/diaries/mgoprofile-volume-17
That one is Brian's, but the others are listed in the post.
TomVH formerly anonymous Misopogon Shredder Mathlete Jamiemac Magnus WolverineHistorian MGoShoe Blue in South Bend Blazefire Tim WolvinLA MGoJen MGoStore ChiTown Blue
September 1st, 2011 at 12:30 PM ^
Thanks, this is great.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^
Those things are trash. Whoever wrote them ought to be shot. With a shovel.
September 1st, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^
It is like they were written by a Lego person or something.
September 1st, 2011 at 1:12 PM ^
This is all you need to know about me:
September 1st, 2011 at 1:15 PM ^
I am a coyote from space [bitches, space].
September 1st, 2011 at 1:36 PM ^
girl? Cool.
September 1st, 2011 at 2:13 PM ^
I kind of like this idea, but I'm also pretty reserved with personal information. Sheepman, maybe you could lead off?
September 1st, 2011 at 2:16 PM ^
I'm 17 years old and all I do is play football, think football, and eat football. When I sleep I dream about playing football. That is, except for the times when I am writing a 90-page thesis on the syntax of Emerson, which I can pump out in 30 seconds because I'm a Rhodes Scholar, and then I can run out and play some more FOOTBAW!!!
I am listed as a 5-star by Rivals and Scout, and I'm the toughest son of a bitch to ever hit a football field. My pad level is so low I'm hitting people in China.
I am just reading this blog to decide which school I want to attend...
September 1st, 2011 at 2:45 PM ^
You should pick the school that you'd attend even if you weren't a football player.
September 1st, 2011 at 3:35 PM ^
People can find information about me when I post stuff to my blog.
September 1st, 2011 at 4:06 PM ^
Everything about my life is explained in this video.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus