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USC gets commitment from 13 year old
February 4th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
#302
Kiffin better watch his back
February 4th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
#303
+1 for the Chris Hansen
+1 for the Chris Hansen reference!
February 4th, 2010 at 11:53 PM
#304
+1 for the Chris Hansen
+1 for the Chris Hansen reference!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:05 AM
#305
+2?
+2?
February 5th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
#306
Nah, I was having problems
Nah, I was having problems loading the page so I accidentally submitted it twice. Is there a way to delete the post? I guess I could always just edit it to something else...
February 5th, 2010 at 12:42 AM
#307
Nope
No way to eliminate a double post. Your idiocy will be documented for the rest of your MGoLife. You might as well go hide under a rock somewhere to hide from the shame that people will shower on you from now on.
*this comment comes from someone who double posted no less than an hour ago*
February 5th, 2010 at 12:57 AM
#308
Humorous editing
of double-posts is the Mgoblog national art genre.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:20 AM
#309
Anyone ever see the episode
Anyone ever see the episode of TCAP with the pedo who's wearing the Ohio State hat? It's priceless.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:41 AM
#310
Same theme
Insert Lane Kiffin for Lloyd Christmas:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:02 AM
#311
Haha. You beat me too it.. no
Haha. You beat me to it.. no joke. Here's the ESPN link.
http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=4888515
February 4th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
#312
Kiffin wont be there by the
Kiffin wont be there by the time the kid graduates from HS. Where are his parents in all of this?
February 4th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
#313
Kiffin sure likes them young
Kiffin sure likes them young
February 5th, 2010 at 12:01 AM
#314
ugh
this kid is going to have the easiest high school dating path ever.
JEALOUSY RAGE REQUIRES ALL CAPITALSSSSSS
February 5th, 2010 at 9:18 AM
#315
First thing I thought of was,
First thing I thought of was, how does this kid not grow up to be an asshole? He is going to go through all of HS as the MAN. He stands no chance to not be a cocky scumbag. And yes...he will get laid more than Wilt
February 5th, 2010 at 9:20 AM
#316
what about Tate?
Yeah, but Forcier had essentially the same childhood, and he doesn't seem like an ass.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:53 AM
#317
Tate had a scholarship offer
Tate had a scholarship offer from one of the top football programs in the country at 13? I don't think so.
February 6th, 2010 at 11:52 AM
#318
Best part
the best part of all this is trying to imagine the conversation when Kiffin told the mistresses hostesses at USC that they will have to suck off a teenie-bopper
February 5th, 2010 at 12:02 AM
#319
Perfect, just in time for
Perfect, just in time for those sanctions to be lifted. Good timing Lane, you douchebag.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:27 AM
#320
After spending two whole
After spending two whole minutes PSing Kiffin's smirking face over the ped bear I realized I am not able to upload. damn.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:39 AM
#321
PedoBear
FTW!!!!!!!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:07 AM
#322
How is this legal in college recruiting?
I can't believe that the NCAA allows this to happen. I wonder if he sent any of the song girls to help recruit this kid. I can see his thought bubble as one of them kisses him on the cheek... "OMGBEWBZ!!1 WERE DO I SIGN?"
February 5th, 2010 at 12:38 AM
#323
It's actually
quite common for basketball. NCAA didn't do anything about it so why should they start for football. If they're going to do it, they have to do it for basketball as well.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:46 AM
#324
That's fine with me.
...
February 5th, 2010 at 2:24 AM
#325
Examples from football
players like Hermann Johnson was offered almost the moment that he was born(he was the biggest baby born at 15 lbs.) when LSU coaches came by to offer him a schollie or Chris Leak committing to Wake Forest when he was in 7th/8th grade.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:46 AM
#326
Aww Hamburgers!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 5:30 AM
#327
Jack Johnson was offered and
Jack Johnson was offered and committed to Michigan at 14.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:17 AM
#328
How can you take this seriously?
"It was very cool [to talk to Kiffin] but my heart was beating so fast, and I was scared. But after it was over, I was so excited and pumped."
February 5th, 2010 at 12:50 AM
#329
Reminds me of this.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
#330
And that clip
reminds me of "Showgirls." I was a student when that came out and went to see it opening weekend. The theater was actually sold out so I wasn't the only one duped into seeing a God awful movie just for the chance to see Jessie Spano sans clothing.
February 6th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
#331
Wrong pills, Zack
Slip her some rufies next time, might have better luck
February 5th, 2010 at 12:25 AM
#332
So are offers like this
So are offers like this revocable? Like, suppose the kid never gets a growth spurt or ends up being simply not a good player: can USC revoke the offer without any consequences?
February 5th, 2010 at 12:31 AM
#333
By the time the kid gets on
By the time the kid gets on campus Kiffin will have moved on to at least two more dream jobs
February 5th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
#334
The latter of the two being
The latter of the two being mop up duty in his wing of the prison.
If there's any justice, anyway.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:33 AM
#335
They can withdraw the offer,
They can withdraw the offer, it's just a verbal commitment. Nothing is finalized until he signs a letter of intent.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:58 AM
#336
Damn It!
When is the NCAA going to install early signing period? What if this kid ends up being so good that Zombie Urban Meyer comes back from the grave in four years and gets him to switch to the Gators. If he could sign a pre-pubescent LOI, USC could keep the snake oil away.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:40 AM
#337
he's from delaware
i love it, reppin my homestate. DELAWARE WHAT UP
February 5th, 2010 at 1:02 AM
#338
This kids lucky. His first
This kids lucky. His first car is gonna be an Escalade provided by the USC Athletic Department.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:18 AM
#339
Joe McKnight will be his
Joe McKnight will be his driver's ed instructor.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:15 AM
#340
Just saw the ESPN article...
I remember this kid coming up 6 months ago in the media. His personal coach is the same guy who tutored Clausen and Leinhert.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
#341
I think that same coach said
I think that same coach said that this kid right now is better than Clausen or Barkley.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:41 AM
#342
This...
kind of athlete is someone to build your team around. Especially in your first year.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:10 AM
#343
Espn links his "highlight"
Espn links his "highlight" video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUb8F8Ltru0
looks like his longest throw is 20 yards...pretty damn impressive IMO
February 5th, 2010 at 7:43 AM
#344
The first comment on the video I saw
"kiffin is a pedophile"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:42 AM
#345
20 yards is not impressive
My 7th grade twins play youth football and we played a team from Grand Blanc this year (age limit of 13). They ran the spread and the QB could throw the ball 40 yards plus and had good wheels. Maybe we need to get a recruiter to check him out since we already have an offer out to another GB kid, Justice Hayes.
February 5th, 2010 at 5:04 AM
#346
I heard USC is kicking Reggie
I heard USC is kicking Reggie Bush's family out of the house they bought them and moving this kid and family into it
February 5th, 2010 at 7:36 AM
#347
What a scumbag.
What a scumbag.
February 5th, 2010 at 7:50 AM
#348
AD at USC
If I was the AD at USC, I would sit Lane down and politely remind him that we don't need him adding anything else to our media shit storm.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:01 AM
#349
Kiffin isn't an idiot. He
Kiffin isn't an idiot. He just doesn't have the same set of ethics I do. He knows how important it is to be the first school to offer a recruit, the first one to "notice." For the next while now, that boy is going to think of himself as a USC quarterback, and when and if it comes down to choosing between USC and another school in four or five years, I'll bet USC has the edge.
I wouldn't offer him, though. It's important for this kid's education off the football field that he thinks for another couple of years that he actually has to work academically to get into college.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
#350
Congratulations Lane, you're
Congratulations Lane, you're a real winner. He's doing his absolute best to make college football recruiting as slimy as basketball recruiting.
This is really bad.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:58 AM
#351
I have one question:
How the hell did RR miss this one? We're doomed!
February 5th, 2010 at 10:18 AM
#352
Kid's mom
Kid's mom is definitely a "Hostess"
February 5th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
#353
People appreciate it when an
People appreciate it when an older guy loves kids. The problems come when they get specific.
"I love kids!" Awesome.
"I love 13 year olds." Creepy.
(Credit to Demetri Martin... I think.)
February 5th, 2010 at 1:21 PM
#354
Kid must know something we don't
...maybe Kiffen told him that USC would be off probation by 2015. Hell of a recruiting tool.
