Urban Meyer's New House -- Is It Human?

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Urban Meyer's New House -- Is It Human?

Is it just me, or does Urban Meyer's new house (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/urban-meyer-buys-expensi...) look like it has a human face?

Compare: Urbans Scary New House

vs.:

Castle Grayskull

Look, I'm not a scientist, but is it possible someone made a bet with Urban Meyer, lost, and had to pay the ultimate price of being turned into his house? 

Perhaps most disturbing of all: if you ask me, the house looks a lot like Bear Bryant!

Bear Bryant pre transformation

I don't know what to make of this, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little concerned.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM | Yeah, this isn't OT or (Score:-1 Normal)
March 22nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM | The bones of the workers who made it were buried in the walls... (Score:5 Normal)
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But the house itself is not human. 

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:54 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Screw Lance.

March 22nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM | Nice mustache! (Score:2 Normal)
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Looks like a Paul Senior mustache!

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:51 PM | Could be worse... (Score:5 Normal)
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Sooo... yeah.  Much worse.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:55 PM | I'm sure he'll spend a lot of (Score:5 Normal)
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I'm sure he'll spend a lot of quality time with his family there...oh wait

 

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM | That's it! (Score:5 Normal)
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Don't give in to the establishment! You can link images out from your private email account if you want. Screw the haters who say you can't do that.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM | I like it better than RR's, (Score:2 Normal)
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I like it better than RR's (the one he had up here), and it's exponentially better than Tressel's, but I still think that Meyer did not buy a good looking house.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM | I can't believe I'm googling coaches homes... (Score:3 Normal)
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Tressel's OSU era house doesn't look too bad. It's just less ostentacious. It has the weird symmetry thing that Meyer's house seems to have (without the added face) but all in all, not too bad. The front of RR's house old house was fine, but the back aside from the crazy window isn't too appealing. Google tells me Hoke's house is apparently the Big House. Not too surprising.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:25 PM | Judging by what the RR (Score:1 Normal)
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Judging by what the RR profile shortly after being hired at Arizona was saying, these guys have some unique demands out of a house. Meyer needs a huge place because he has to entertain fifty people on a regular basis, and coaches have short career expectations so building a large house is probably out of the question. Basically, they're stuck with whatever the biggest houses in their area are.

That said, I haven't liked any of them (I haven't seen Hoke's new place) and think they're deserving of all the McMansion scorn they seem to get. If they really can't do any better, I think it's a bit sad.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM | So, what's that cost in Ohio? (Score:2 Funny)
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Like $300,000?

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM | The article says: (Score:1)
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The article says: "11,700-square foot home worth $1.45 million."

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM | You would think Urban would spend a little extra (Score:5 Normal)
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to hire Justin Boren to do the lawncare. Those dandelions in the yard are atrocious.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM | I am guessing the girlfriends (Score:3 Normal)
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I am guessing the girlfriends of new recruits will be giving some vague maintenance responsibilities for about $100/hour.  /"Saban'd"

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:23 PM | As you can see by the trucks (Score:5 Normal)
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The whole Boren family is already there.  They're just too damn fat and lazy to do anything about it.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM | I grew up in a house (Score:2 Normal)
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in the same community, about 2 minutes away from this one.  It is an awesome neighborhood and house. 

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March 22nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM | so... (Score:2)
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can you get me out for a round at Muirfield? I promise to snap hook my drive off the 7th tee, right on to Urb's patio

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March 22nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM | Ha, I wish I could even get (Score:1)
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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM | you are gonna wanna read Vidler's classic (Score:4 Normal)
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his discourse on freud's unheimlich is mindblowing

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM | Or this: (Score:4 Normal)
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Or this:

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM | Or this (Score:2 Normal)
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House of Cards

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:02 PM | Where is the gate? (Score:5 Normal)
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How is he going to keep the angry torch and pitchfork mob out without a gate when he has a losing season?

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:23 PM | Yeah, he should certainly (Score:4 Normal)
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Yeah, he should certainly invest in a moat with Gators in it just to be safe.

/nobody tell him the gators will die in this climate

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March 22nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM | Street is gated (Score:1)
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This isn't far from where I am in Dublin. It's on the 7th green at Muirfield Village.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:03 PM | Big enough (Score:5 Normal)
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to have its own tattoo parlor.  That's a good way to keep your eye on the guys who want them.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM | Front (Score:1)
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The front doorway area looks like it is frowning.  Someone should post it on Faces in Places with a title along the lines of "Sad House Not a Ohio State Fan."

March 22nd, 2012 at 7:16 PM | I think it looks quite happy (Score:1)
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I think it looks quite happy actually.  The house looks high and is eating those trucks as part of the munchies binge.

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:05 PM | Suburbia (Score:5 Normal)
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That's just a fucking ugly house.

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM | Or is it dancer? (Score:5 Normal)
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Or is it dancer?

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:05 PM | please just don't tell me (Score:2 Normal)
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please just don't tell me urban meyer now has the power of grayskull!!! 

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 PM | Hoke has the power.....he (Score:2)
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Hoke has the power.....he just doesn't point up like He-Man.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 4:12 PM | I had to do a quick google (Score:2)
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I had to do a quick google image search to be sure, but as soon as I saw that picture i thought, "Is that Skeletor's castle gate!?"

 

Awesome!

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM | Typical unbelievably hideous (Score:5 Normal)
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Typical unbelievably hideous American McMansion. 

I've decided to lay off the food for a while, and go on the booze.

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:08 PM | That house looks like it's (Score:5 Normal)
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That house looks like it's from a Scooby Doo episode and it has this guy running around in it... 

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM | For some strange reason the (Score:2)
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For some strange reason the thread title made me think of "does it blend" (the video series on YouTube.)

Tha being said. I would like to see if it does. Does anyone here have access to a very large blender?

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM | Horrifying though (Score:5 Normal)
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Look, I'm not a scientist, but is it possible someone made a bet with Urban Meyer, lost, and had to pay the ultimate price of being turned into his house?

So... whoever this is will have Urban Meyer inside them? Great... now I'll NEVER get my sphincter unclenched.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:12 PM | It's like the Playboy Mansion (Score:1 Flamebait)
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It's like the Playboy Mansion of Ohio, meaning the house is big, but ugly as shit, and any women he could find to live in it with him are big, but ugly as shit.

Except I'm sure he has a hot wife and daughter.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM | Sure god told him to buy it. (Score:-1 Trolling)
March 22nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM | You grab the eggs! (Score:1)
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I got a shitload of toilet paper. Hit it!

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM | Just another new faux French McChateau (Score:3 Normal)
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Cheaply built and tackily appointed. Those projecting window bays are garish as hell. It looks like Snooki should be running around inside half-naked.


March 22nd, 2012 at 4:45 PM | faux French? (Score:2)
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Yeah. Looks quasi-Georgian, but missing a floor, and a decent design. Typical--more money than taste (kind of like what attracts their recruits).

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March 22nd, 2012 at 6:43 PM | Too Harsh (Score:2)
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The popsicle stick windows are VERY elegant....

March 23rd, 2012 at 10:09 AM | While I have no idea how (Score:3 Normal)
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While I have no idea how knowledgeable Meyer is about home construction, how can you tell the house is "cheaply built" from that one photo?

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM | $ (Score:1 Normal)
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You would think for that much money he could have got a decent looking house....Just saying. I wouldnt pay 200,000 for that ugly thing.

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM | Looks like a Lego man to me. (Score:2)
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Looks like a Lego man to me.  

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March 22nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM | The Fall.... (Score:0 Trolling)
March 22nd, 2012 at 3:31 PM | The weird thing (Score:2)
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The weird thing is that he doesn't have a garage, just a circle driveway. Don't tell me that the garage is out of the picture. I don't see a garage and I am therefore sticking with the belief that a garage does not exist.

March 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 AM | Ding! (Score:2)
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This is what I was thinking when I saw this posted yesterday.  My house doesn't look like Castle Greyskull and yet it has a car garage (which is filled with shit by the way because they don't have basements here).  

 


 
March 22nd, 2012 at 3:38 PM | That's a stupid looking (Score:2)
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That's a stupid looking house. What the hell kind of architect would design something like that?

March 22nd, 2012 at 3:46 PM | I hope it isn't in Ohio... (Score:1 Normal)
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I hope it isn't in Ohio... they will run him out of town when he tries to bring that sissy spread crap to the B1G.

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