Or Urban Legend. Not even been 24 hours, and Ohio State has already put out a release saying Urban Meyer's turtle story was an "exaggeration." I wonder if it was because the story got out he used the same lie about Earle Bruce last year.
Ohio State sends out an advisory saying a turtle never bit Woody Hayes in the privates. Urban was exaggerating in a joking fashion, per OSU.
Here is Urban Meyer telling the turtle story about Earle Bruce last year. Start at the 10:20 mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2Rvb68pwc