First, he had a heart muscle condition, where he had heart pains every day, but battled through it for the young men he coaches. Then, it morphed into chest pains, with the requisite BS, then he had "anxiety", and now CBS said he is coming back and it's not a big deal.
What a prima-dona. Since he and his mule, Teabogod is not in the NC game, he needs to get some press.
Thank God he can overcome his own "serious heart problems" to coach college football (and earn ~$5 million a year). What a guy.
P.S. I think scum is more appropriate than douche.