Urban Meyer: "Let's beat the sh*t out of Michigan."

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:11 AM
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Urban Meyer: "Let's beat the sh*t out of Michigan."

As if we all needed further motivation and focus.....apparently that irrascible dinosaur Earle Bruce just hosted a "Beat Michigan Tailgate" event before this year's version of our beloved, sacred Game.  Urban Meyer assumes the podium and proceeds to pander to the crowd in language only Buckeyes can understand. 

Look, I'm a reasonable man.  Married, 3 kids, a professional with a mortgage who volunteers on non-profit boards.  Despite being a UM grad, my previous held position on all matters OSU could best be characterized as one of mere annoyance and quiet contempt.  However, this little video clip pushed me a step further.....the next logical step.

Urb's highlight:

"There's a reason why you do what you do. These kids love this school. They love each other and we can't forget that. Let's beat the sh*t out of Michigan."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fenRMl7f1UY

Coach, does Tim Tebow know you talk like that?  

Oh how I hate Ohio State.  Go Blue.  Let's win.

 

 

 

 

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:15 AM | Urban was not urbane. (Score:5 Normal)
JBE
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Urban was not very urbane.

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:15 AM | Not sure why your panties are (Score:5 Normal)
TheDirtyD
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Not sure why your panties are in a bunch after that but, maybe Hoke and company should equal the challenge. Nothing wrong with some smalk talk. Geez people need to loosen up.

If you see someone in an airport with Michigan logos on luggage and they are wearing a pilot uniform come say hello.

November 24th, 2012 at 10:56 AM | smalk talk = smack talk attempted by a small rban eyer* (Score:1)
Muttley
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*Not worthy of the U & M

November 24th, 2012 at 1:17 AM | do you not think Bo may have (Score:5 Normal)
no joke its hoke
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do you not think Bo may have said something much like this to a bunch of alums and the like?

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:19 AM | Oh that's right: "I'd really (Score:5 Normal)
ChopBlock
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Oh that's right: "I'd really prefer that we wouldn't show any deference to Notre Dame!"

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:24 AM | When you lie down with (Score:2)
orobs
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When you lie down with dogs...

November 24th, 2012 at 1:26 AM | To hell with Notre Dame. (Score:2 Normal)
SalvatoreQuattro
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Yeah, UM fans have no room to talk.

"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"

November 24th, 2012 at 1:18 AM | He swore. I'm telling! (Score:5 Normal)
NFG
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He swore. I'm telling!

November 24th, 2012 at 1:20 AM | As an adult and a (Score:5 Normal)
loosekanen
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As an adult and a professional I'm happy our coaches aren't on the record saying something like that. And I would be hard pressed to imagine Mattison or Borges doing so. And Brady won't say anything remotely controversial in public.

However, I would also like Michigan to beat the shit out of OSU and for that reason I don't begrudge Coach Meyer his comments. I'm glad they're pumped. They're half of what makes this game so great.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:22 AM | If you're going to get upset, (Score:3 Normal)
Urban Warfare
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If you're going to get upset, at least make a cooler joke or something better than bringing up Tebow.  That shit is old. 

November 24th, 2012 at 1:27 AM | Urban's point looks puny and (Score:4 Normal)
Blue since birth
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Urban's point looks puny and pathetic compared to Hoke's... And we're not even talking about a double point.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:31 AM | i would much rather have the (Score:3 Normal)
no joke its hoke
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i would much rather have the Urban pointing pic than that oh so manly pic of him with his arms up like he's flexing. 

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:28 AM | Now that there's (Score:3 Normal)
Section 1
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some funny shit.

 

 

November 24th, 2012 at 1:32 AM | Simon (Score:1 Normal)
bluenbama
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Any truth to Simon not playing tomorrow?

November 24th, 2012 at 1:39 AM | I saw that thread on Bucknuts. (Score:1 Normal)
SalvatoreQuattro
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A  big loss for OSU if true.

"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"

November 24th, 2012 at 3:39 AM | I heard that, but I have no (Score:2 Normal)
Urban Warfare
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I heard that, but I have no idea what's going on with that.  I think it's probably speculation based on hearsay based on rumor.  Dude's like the Black Knight.  He'll play even if he's missing multiple limbs.

November 24th, 2012 at 4:26 AM | But like the Black Knight, (Score:5 Normal)
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He'll still get his ass whooped in the end.

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November 24th, 2012 at 2:08 AM | You know what else is old? (Score:1 Normal)
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You know what else is old?  You on this blog.  Your comments are nearly always worthless, your purpose here is clearly to troll, and you never have anything useful to add to the discussion. Either go back to bucknuts, or hit the highways for your early morning shift. 

November 24th, 2012 at 12:14 PM | C'mon - I hate Urban (Score:2)
kehnonymous
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C'mon - I hate Urban Warfare's choice of team, but generally every OSU and MSU poster here with a positive MGo Point total has been a quality poster.  That said, I hope he has a quality beer collection with which to drown his sorrows later today.

Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."

November 24th, 2012 at 10:17 AM | Here a funny observation (Score:-1 Trolling)
November 24th, 2012 at 1:24 AM | My response (Score:3 Normal)
MichiganMan20
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My response "BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF OHIO!" There will be blood on the field and it won't be Michigan's.

I hate ohio. Thats all you need to know.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:30 AM | Come fucking get some Urban (Score:5 Normal)
Space Bat
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Come fucking get some Urban

NEVAR FORGET

November 24th, 2012 at 2:06 AM | Thank you, but I really don't care (Score:4 Normal)
LB
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to have any Urban.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

November 24th, 2012 at 2:47 AM | I like the intensity Space (Score:2)
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I like the intensity Space Bat.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:31 AM | "I can't watch American Idol (Score:1)
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"I can't watch American Idol because I'm too on pitch when I sing"

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November 24th, 2012 at 2:24 AM | Indeed. In fact, from a kinder, gentler time; (Score:5 Normal)
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May you have a strong foundation
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November 24th, 2012 at 1:32 AM | A football coach who swears?!?! (Score:4 Normal)
justingoblue
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Oh, the humanity! Next thing you know, the players will start doing it too!

Go Blue!

November 24th, 2012 at 3:03 AM | Boren's contemplating (Score:5 Funny)
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Boren's contemplating transfer.

Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.

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November 24th, 2012 at 11:08 AM | Boren is a fucking jackass. (Score:2 Normal)
ND Sux
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I can't believe how often he approaches officials to bitch, or butt in when they're discussing a call as if he's part of it.  They should flag his ass. 

Looking for a classic Vinnie Smith cut block on Boren today that will live in MGoGIF infamy. 

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November 24th, 2012 at 1:34 AM | Just going from the (Score:2)
joffle
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Just going from the description, but I'm guessing he said "Let's beat the shut out of Michigan." Not very eloquently expressed, but obviously he is just hoping that they can score at least once in order to avoid getting shut out.

Which is absolutely ridiculous. He should know better!

November 24th, 2012 at 1:35 AM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Photography Facebook Page. Lots of Michigan sports photos. And planes, lots of planes:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barron-Photography/13379

November 24th, 2012 at 1:39 AM | iPhone (Score:0 Overrated)
November 24th, 2012 at 7:34 AM | I've got to admit. if you're (Score:3 Normal)
Red is Blue
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I've got to admit. if you're flying a plane I'm on and I hear a loud "OH SHIT!!!", you probably will scare me to death.

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November 24th, 2012 at 8:53 AM | iPhone (Score:1)
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I don't cuss but we play music when boarding we try to entertain people and be friendly. People love getting on planes I fly.

If you see someone in an airport with Michigan logos on luggage and they are wearing a pilot uniform come say hello.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:40 AM | Tool (Score:2 Normal)
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Tool

Forget about the curveball Ricky. Give him the heater...

November 24th, 2012 at 1:43 AM | Soap (Score:1)
OSUMC Wolverine
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Urban is hoping for some soap in his mouth for his language after tomorrow to get that crow, just desserts, and that foul cooler poop taste out of his mouth.

Reality is an illusion created by an unsafe drop in blood alcohol levels that exposes one to the idiocy of others.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:50 AM | Yawn. (Score:2 Normal)
MGoBrewMom
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What do you expect him to say?

Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal

November 24th, 2012 at 1:53 AM | Stay classy Urban! (Score:2 Funny)
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Stay classy Urban stay classy. Oh and fuck the Buckeyes!

There can only be one! Go Blue!

November 24th, 2012 at 10:39 AM | Pot meet Kettle... (Score:0 Overrated)
November 24th, 2012 at 1:57 AM | Lol. Urban Meyer is the most (Score:5 Normal)
Magnum P.I.
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Lol. Urban Meyer is the most hollow, cynical coach in the game. Everything he says seems prepared and insincere. Prolly thought cuss words would help him sound like he cares.

I'm glad Ohio has a superficial politician at the helm. We'll bring the real passion.

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November 24th, 2012 at 2:08 AM | i thought more used car (Score:1)
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i thought more used car salesman.

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November 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM | I think Terrelle Pryor would approve of that (Score:2)
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especially if it means another free 350Z.

November 24th, 2012 at 1:57 AM | I'm not upset he said (Score:3 Normal)
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I'm not upset he said that.

Let's go.

Special Teams means special times!

November 24th, 2012 at 2:04 AM | How does one pronounce sh*t? (Score:3 Normal)
LB
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I am glad this happened. I was really worried that the team wouldn't be fired up, or that they might not "want it more". Perhaps this will help me sleep tonight.

May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift

November 24th, 2012 at 2:05 AM | He said a bad word! Fuck (Score:1)
michfan6060
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He said a bad word! Fuck Ohio, Fuck em hard.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

- Vince Lombardi

November 24th, 2012 at 2:11 AM | Swearing like a truck driver (Score:1)
markusr2007
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somehow seems very fitting at this juncture, Urban.

November 24th, 2012 at 2:24 AM | ... (Score:2 Normal)
THISISMICHIGAN33
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BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO. BEAT OHIO.

THIS IS MICHIGAN

November 24th, 2012 at 2:34 AM | Noise (Score:3 Normal)
entirely reasonable
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Doesn't surprise me. Doesn't bother me. That school's consistently been the epitome of douche, douchiness, and douchebaggery every single day of my forty two years on this planet.
Go Blue! Beat Ohio!

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November 24th, 2012 at 3:29 AM | go blue (Score:1)
mhollebeek
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go blue.  that is all

November 24th, 2012 at 3:39 AM | ## (Score:3 Normal)
stressman989
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Urban tries way too hard.

what up dog

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