Football Display Case
rundown of Michigan's riser
needs moar usage
so much for that
This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
will be michigan's highest pick in a while
money has to go somewhere
I am only motivated by people who have no opinion about me.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
but I thought that draft was supposed to be incredibly loaded?
If you're gonna go please be in the first round.
another delightful side effect of a 14 team conference
thoughtful piece from Jacobi on middle finger lady
I'm not impressed unless it was one of these guys:
"Fortune leaves always some door open."
the "I Like Turtles" kid.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
You gotta give them the source,,,
I tried like five times to embed the video, but apparently I can't do that anymore.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
Paging, John Bacon.
But how did he know Maryland would join the Big Ten??
Regardless, it's an apt metaphor for Maryland's expected role in the conference.
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
Just to be absolutely clear, Urban is telling a story about Woody Hayes letting a turtle snap at his crank?
I would call bullshit, except how could you possibly make shit like this up?
Freak show. What would compell him to tell such an inapropriate story in that setting?
Beer me 5:30
I imagine after you've leaked all your negative recruiting rumors about rival coaches and then made all the requisite payments to your enrolled recruits; the need to censor your media commentary becomes less critical.
Or weed is a hellauva drug....
I wonder how many times Hayes did that stunt if kept a box with a turtle in it.
Also, his name shouldn't be Woody after getting his stuff gnawed on by turtles. I vote for Flaccidy or Limpy
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Thanks for clarifying.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
was covered in old teeth marks.
where I want my kid to go to school.
The Team, The Team, The Team
If a Michigan coach ever did that, I don't think I would want that story shared! Toughness is taking a hit like a man, stupidity is hitting yourself. I'd say this is an example of the latter.
it just can't. it's too insane to be true, even for Hayes.
This is fantastic.
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
Woody came from.
The last thing we need is for PETA to get involved in college sports.
www.eatacheeseburger.blogspot.com Brian Cook has read this blog!
Is Sean William Scott's "YES!" In Old School when Will Farrel darts himself.
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
Your opinion has no value.
Coaches are the best. So one coach gets turtle head and punches players during games, while the two most recent ones are both liars.
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Still less embarrassing than Moller and his druken tirade.
You really think getting drunk and acting like an ass is worse than sticking your junk in a turtle's mouth?
I will not be attending your family reunions.
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
Im with you dude. People get trashed and act like an assholes at most company Christmas parties and keep their job.. Let your boss catch wind that you forced a reptile to give you a bloj and your blackballed.
Black and blue balled.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Don't be a troll and an idiot.
Just went over to 11CoolerFillers with nothing on this subject. I need there take on this.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
I think Freud would ask urban if he was the turtle
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
The OP just left off the punchline:
He reaches down, pokes the turtle right in the eye and it falls off. He wipes the sweat off his forehead and says, 'That's the problem. We don't have anybody in this room tough enough to do that right there.
"(One assistant) raises his hand and says, 'Coach, I'd do this. Just promise not to poke me in the eye.'"
Urban trying to be funny.
Urban had used himself as the assistant coach that volunteered!!!
Tom VanHaaren @TomVH
Urban Meyer told that turtle story last year RT @GerdOzone about Earle Bruce last year. Start at the 10:20 mark. http://youtu.be/SQ2Rvb68pwc
Urban has lied about something?
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
What a great catch! Urban Meyer and his lying ways are no match for Youtube.
The most fucked up story I've ever read related to Hayes and Ohio.
But the fact that this narrative would only be relayed decades, not years, later, and by Urban Meyer, seriously WTF man.
So many possibilities.
What did Tressel have to do to beat Miami in '02?
If that doesn't get the Maryland - OSU rivalry going, I don't know what will......
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
I'm like 90% sure this is a joke. I think I've heard it before except it wasn't a turtle.
This easily vaults Woody into No. 1 on my favorite people list. I mean, he was always top-5, but anyone that lets a turtle bite their penis deserves to be first.
"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
How about people who poop in coolers?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
of course it does.
“Well, I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus, and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you’re happy.” - Boyd Crowder, Justified
Cause if you watch the youtube video referenced above, you will see Urban telling the same story about Earle Bruce. Or maybe this is just an Urban Legend?
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