Because why the hell not?
alternate headline: man does job
Let's do it again next weekend!
This is probably one of my favorite GIFs, right next to the one of Kate Upton dancing.
Blam we did it.
Am I too late?
Never Too Late!!!
Thank you very much.
Did I mention (5 times) feb. 18 is my birthday?
Best MGoBirthday Ever!!!
Brady Hoke is still pointing!!
yep. pos bangs for everyone.
You said this in another thread, and it is not a dumb rule it keeps the board clean.
You managed to get negbanged in an all posbang thread. Think about this impressive feat you just somehow accomplished before posting something next time.
Now, on to the celebration...wooooooohooooo!!
Now please stop mentioning it.
Let's make this a pyramid scheme...I just pos'banged everyone above me. Please reciprocate (but be gentle).
i wonder what you have to do to play a zombie on the walking dead. Hail.
Great episode tonight. FWIW.
Walking Dead double post
Work for ESPN by any chance?
What a weekend!!! Go Blue!!!
is glorious. The Hoke army has laid waste to the recruiting landscape. The Dark Lords Dantonio, Meyer, and Saban can only watch in horror and dismay.
What an amazing weekend! Is there any way possible to get a Brady Hoke fathead doing a double point? If not, it's a shame! (Looking at you fathead people).
This class is going to be EPIC!!!!
Well I have a 3day weekend (yay Federal holiday!) so we can has moar commitz tomorrow.
As a side note, The Walking Dead returned to ass-kicking form this week. One of the best weekends in recent memory for me.
I started a thread for the walking dead last weekend, lets just say I would rather read hello post then start another Walking dead thread. It was an awsome show tonight, I was really hoping lori would get bit, I can't stand her.
Much much better than its been in a while. Although how on earth do you try to perform an amputation with like 20 walkers within 50 yards of you? Just put the poor kid out of his misery and move on.
Rick just ripped his leg off that post, that was awsome.
I wonder what the chatter is on rival threads. Their heads must be spinning.
Entertain yourself by visiting the sparty pages and akron's forums. Great reads. Serious cases of denial.
My head can't stop boobing...
oops, I meant bobbing...
and the SI Swimsuit Isuue are at least 50% of the reason so many recruits commited in one weekend. Hoke probably recruited her to be a fan for this reason, what a mastermind.
Oh snap Kate and I have the same birthday so that means I cannot get in trouble for watching anything her boobs or I mean Kate does career wise, correct? Oh the wife is not going to be happy.
Thank you. Just...thank you.
Brady Hoke poops gold.
...per my avatar.
I could take all the excitement from the past 2 days and bottle it up, and when signing day rolls around again I can just pour it on myself to remember how great this weekend actually was. GO BLUE!
I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.
Hoke keeps dropping these in recruits bathrooms, who needs sacks of cash SEC when you poop gold and rainbows.
I love you all so much.
Now that's a POSBANG
The Hoke Locomotive. It's one bad ass Machine. It's real. It's happening. Get on at the next stop before you get left behind.
EVERYBODY DO THE SAME EXACT THING YOU DID THIS WEEKEND FOR EVERY WEEKEND FOREVER
I had to work both days this weekend which is abnormal for me!
I love you all... I love our 8 weekend commits more...
Best recruiting weekend I've ever seen!
I can haz pozbangs?
Do pos bangs really work anymore? If so, fill my mgo tank up! Go Blue!
Let's keep Ace on the meth.
Best President's Day Weekend Ever! None will ever be better!
Hell of a weekend for you guys
I hear Sam and Ira in the morning, it's gonna be a great show. I would like to ask him in his wildest dreams if he thought Monday mornin' was gonna be like this.
...bang each other!
Kenny Powers has to chime in on this great weekend
Kenny Powers lives his life by 2 rules:
1) Don't Fuck with the devil.
2) Don't do posbangs with blood relatives.
Hoke, Beilein and Red Berenson man.
Find me a better coaching trio in sports right now.
Some things can't be solved.
just the tip of the iceberg, or the base of the pyramid, depending on your point of view. What discussion of Michigan Coaches can omit Coach Hutchins?
One of these days, there needs to be a discussion on whether Red or Hutch has the more accomplished career. Truthfully, Bo should be involved, but I'm thinking rational discourse dies with those two letters.
Really, it's an interesting discussion: is it harder to bring a program to new heights with lower probability of success, or is it harder to keep a natural power at a top level with no room for error?
Very true. She's just as good as the others I mentioned.
Im on the road in Atlanta for 7 days then I leave for Maui for 16 days..which was proceeded by 10 days in Vegas....allllll for work... 12-14 hour days then I come home today..(after staying up WAYYYYYY TO LATE to watch and bask in the afterglow of Michigans win over Ohio St last night) to find out that Michigan signed 8 AND COUNTING...4 star football recruits for 2013......EIGHT!!! in one weekend..and I dont even have time to read about them...Ill save that for the flight to Maui coming up...and the Hockey team is #2....WOW just WOW!!!
I Love Everyone!!!!
Straight bananas! I need a new seatbelt
Best. Weekend. Ever. Please don't end
Can't wait to go to work tomorrow and have my sparty co-workers ask me how my weekend was. Tomorrow may be the best Monday ever at work!
Eastbound and Down just premiered. Tremendous weekend!
It's GR-8...to be...a Michigan Wolverine!!!
I love sports
DJ HIT ME!
banged opps I mean pos banged
Wow! I've been a UM fan for a long time now and I cannot remember another weekend as glorious and crazy as this one. Pure awesomeness!!!
A couple of college buddies of mine from Ohio are super pissed right now. They are in a tailspin. The rest of the Big Ten is shaking their heads, watching Hoke and Company blow by them. Congratulations Gentlemen, welcome to the new chapter of Michigan football.
this is just fun.
MICH!!!! Hail to the Victors!!
If I wake up and this didn't happen, I'm gonna be pissed. Otherwise, OMG.
Am I too late for my first posbang?
You are never too late.
First timers line still open?
We have all run out of new words for awesomeness.
My face now:
Im here for the posbang... leggoooo
One of the best weekends I've had as a Michigan fan, and that's saying something. Can't wait to see how this class turns out.
I said a bang, bang, bangedy bang I said a bang bang bang, bangedy bang
Ty Wheatley... Also, as a long(er) time fan, I have to be negative somehow...
I googled posbang just to see what would come up...
Some other awesome images found under that search:
Denard Dancing to Blues Brothers!
Cool Story Bro!
MOAR LLOYD BRADY
Hoke's recruiting strategy!
And Kate Upton!!!
Quite the MGoGallery.
Unofficial Posbangs? Yes, Plz!
What an amazing weekend!!
I'm here for the posbang.
Yessir!!! That is all.
BEST. WEEKEND. EVER.
It was legen........
wait for it......
I need more!
I heard posbang and couldn't resist the good feelings!
I was just thinking of that as well. Sam and Ira should be great tomorrow.
Summer just might be boring but weekends like this make it worth it.
I bet right now Doucheantonio and Big Urb are doing some banging of their own. MD is banging his head against the wall and Big Urb is banging another grad student. Oh no you didn't!!!!
I think this thread proves posbangs were never about the points, but about the the warm fuzzy feeling you get when total strangers laud you with imaginary points after a tremendous series of events.
And the best part is: it's totally reasonable!
I would be pos-banging, but I am buckled in so f'n tight I can't thrust my pelvis. Can someone pos-bang my calf or something?
I'm posbanging my left ear.
PS: I hope that's not your face in the avatar after you thrust your pelvis.
May I interest you in some dry-posbanging?
Sorry I'm late. I've been out on the streets yelling and dancing with joy.
Only downside to all this: recruiting updates are going to be non-existant after, like, April, because our class will be complete already. BUT NO ONE THINK ABOUT THAT NOW!
Don't worry come april we'll still be waiting on Kozan to return from his spirit journey for the 2012 class.
and to think I almost missed a posbang thread!
ah, looks like we're reaching the end phase of a posbang thread - everyone getting too lazy and jaded to keep giving 5's
Congrats on your massive haul fellas. I look forward to being jailsexed by you for the forseeable future.
C'mon guys bang me next ! Im next !
I'm here for the gang commit. Oh wait, that was this weekend!
I'm not sure I can take much more!
Captain Upton, she's our hero, gonna take Ohio's recruits to zero.
Where you at Laquon, come over here.
Phenomenal weekend all the way around. An Ohio fan that I work with was saying last week that Meyer is going to destroy Michigan this year in recruiting. Really looking forward to goin to work tomorrow.
Kate Upton gif so many times this weekend that my eyes have gone blind due to how amazing she looks.
Given the motion to reserve Kate Upton dancing for Muppetesque moments like this weekend, you may be wondering where you can still feed your Upton Dougie habit:
This is that place: kateuptondancing.com
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8, we want mmmooooooooooorrrrrreeeee recruits...Hoke---Hoke---Hoke!
Recruiting, MBB, M hockey....even pistons and redwings. Too bad the D Lions couldn't sign some FA this w/e too.
I understand more visitors tomorow. Could there be even more additions to this already awesome class before the weekend is over!?
BEST WEEKEND EVER
What a freaking weekend!!! Go Blue!!!!
is that ... a photo of Dantonio? this may be well-known joke that I somehow missed all this time, but damn does he resemble that muppet.
I want a piece of this action. Go Blue baby!
Kicking buckeye butts in two sports. All trends point up.
We need Laquon Tredwell and Ty Isaacs next. Then just spend the next 3 months in the living rooms of the top 10 WRs in the country and no one else.
And all of the obligatory Upton gifs...
Made an account because well...this weekend was too good not to make one. WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Awesome way to get your first post. You are a lucky man.
Like losing your virginity to Kate Upton because she's drunk and lost and stops by your party for directions.
This weekend almost rivaled sex and bacon. Ok, maybe only bacon, but that's still pretty dang good!
I don't know man... a weekend spent reading Three and Out and Bo's Lasting Lessons is hard to top.
hail to the victors. going to sleep happy tonight :)
And can you believe it was 6 weeks ago that we won the Sugar Bowl?
...on a field goal???
Only 7 minutes left in the greatest february weekend ever
The week ends with joy
We celebrate our respite
before the Madness
I wana pos bang bang you into my life, girl you like to pos bang and that's alright
I ate 32 bagel bites the last two days, one bite for each star of our new recruits. I would have loved a five star recruit because...damn...my bagel bites are delicious with those little pepperoni squares. Posbagelbang!!!
let a michigan fan get a posbang!
my official maiden voyage.....and it be like all posbang. yes!
(eyes squinting in concentration as I enter the mgoblog realm) here i goooo....
No, this is michigan (fergodsakes). I imagine our coaching staff is laughing maniacally at this point and calling as many recruits as possible.
We be an awsome team! NC one of these seasons!
How about an obligatory shoutout to Ace who managed 8 Hello: posts in one freakin' weekend. Can we get a shipment of Red Bull and vokda to that man's house ASAP?
These young men have the opportunity to attend the greatest university there is. We have the pleasure to add them as friends, brothers, colleagues, and kin. Life is good.
I CAN HAZ UPVOTES?
The Football and Basketball Programs are both National Title Contenders for the foreseeable future! Balance has returned to the Force.
isn't keeping up with the posbanging!
I be like, dang.
Well, I am not so proud that I won't attempt to back my way into my first (I believe) 5-point post. Ya know, just like UM backed its way into the Sugar Bowl. /s
I need points and I don't see this until the next day!
Got engaged on Saturday and we BEAT OHIO.. was at the bar and screamed..
BEST DAY EVER!! My fiance was definitely wondering whether I was more excited about the engagement or the win.. hmmm..
But has anyone seen Floridas commitment list? 8 in the espn 150. I thought we'd be number one but maybe not.
... missing out on the unofficial official greatest weekend ever posbang thread.
edit: AND I'm the last post on page 4. I have failed.
1. Change your Comment Viewing Options to 1000 views per page
Woooo day off!
Woooo four day week!
Had a friend a few years ago when she was asked: How's it going? She would always say: Best Day Ever! If she were a Michigan Fan today -- What do you think she would say?
BESTEST WEEKEND EVER! FO SHO!
imagine the o-line we'll have in a couple years with the guys we have coming in the 2012/13 classes:
Actually what is great about our incoming class for 2013 on the oline is that most/all of them will be able to redshirt because of the 2012 class. Stock those cupboards.