Especially with the "GetTapZooChristmas" ad right below it on the App.
Uncomfortable situation at the basketball game
You know what! There is no Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit
You picked a dangerous mall to host a game show in. I hear the Easter Bunny was accosted this morning.
santa doesn't bring presents to adopted children....
it'll stay in their heads forever.....
that your not an asshole. that should be enough...
I'm just going to go ahead and guess that you've never pushed a ten year old kid down a flight of stairs. It definitely beats the mild satisfaction of knowing you are a decent human being.
If they haven't heard of the pleasure of knocking down an obnoxious rugrat.
I've only ever mentioned hypothetical child-fan beatings. Law school taught me better than to admit that shit all over the internets.
Better yet, a monster pos-bang. Max Cannon, the author of the cartoon strip Red Meat, would be so proud.
said, "Is you dad always an @sshole?" in front of the dad. I have done that several times before and it leaves everyone speechless.
Should have leaned over and whispered in the kids ear that you were his father.
I loved when you caught that TD against Virginia. That was the first game I went to.
The worst thing you can do is give an opposing fan the satisfaction that he got on your nerves...you conducted yourself like a true Michigan fan, with class.
We lose, you're a sore loser. We win, you're rubbing their nose in it. You gave the kid a shining example of how class acts behave. Acting in true Michigan Spirit requires that you not stoop to their level. I say Bravo! and hold your head high.
I would have just handed the kids candy (good candy, none of the generic stuff you inevitably wind up with on Halloween from the houses that just leave the bucket outside the front door so they can avoid the eleven seconds it would take to have real human interaction) and promised them more in my windowless van. Then, I would talk to them about Dora the Explorer or whatever's popular nowadays to gain their trust. Afterward, I would only need to...you know what, nevermind. You probably handled it better.
I thought all kids preferred a bag full of pennies?
Only if you have some 50-cent rolls for them to fill up with the pennies.
where the 10 yr old opened a beer using your teeth and stole your girlfriend
That's what you should have asked this man and his family?
I'm confused does this thread have any coaching change info in it?
You can more easily use him to trip the big dufass. you missed a great opportunity to demonstrate the value of leverage to the little sh@t
I could hear the same guy behind me the whole game. His comments weren't that bad. Most comments were very old, overused and unoriginal. Just wait until next year when Purdue loses both JJ and Moore. The same guy will be keeping his mouth shut.
I find the fans of basketball schools to be really weird,
This is the first year since 2005 that I haven't had season tickets, so I was up in the Gold yesterday for the first time since the 2005-06 season. I thought the atmosphere was on par with 05-06, which was easily the most racuous season I've been at Crisler (save the Duke game). When we started to struggle the crowd got loud to support the team and when we made that run it was pretty electric. Unfortunately, it's tough to have a great atmosphere with a second half like the one we saw...