U-M Spokesperson: Coke promotion was a "miscommunication" (update)
They just didn't execute.
Michigan spokesperson tells @McMurphyESPN that Coke promo tweeted by @ByAZuniga was a miscommunication pic.twitter.com/SOUJdUXvCW
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) September 23, 2014
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All purchases made so far through this promotion, though, will be honored -- per Michigan RE: Coca Cola-gate.
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) September 23, 2014
In other news, my followers on Twitter (several post here) have held me to this: if he's hired, I will buy the same cheap ass pleated khakis that Harbaugh buys from Walmart (yeah, yeah) and wear them for every single game he coaches at Michigan, if he is hired. Even if it's 80-plus degrees.
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:21 PM ^
I died
September 22nd, 2014 at 9:52 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
September 23rd, 2014 at 12:04 AM ^
Embed runs the Yahoo autoplay, so edited to include only the link to The Olympia Restaurant classic sketch from Saturday Night Live.
September 22nd, 2014 at 9:53 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 9:56 PM ^
is admitting is that to avoid the embarrasment of 7,000 empty seats in your stadium you're going to do what Eastern f'ing Michigan does and ask a sponser to buy those unused tickets.
Super, just f'ing super. I'd like to say this is the low point but there are 8 games left.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
They are doing this so that they don't have to announce the 100,000 "attendance" streak has been broken.
Which is ironic since it's based on tickets sold and not actual attendance. They can make up any bullshit number they want, and already do. Why go through the charade? Just lie about it like you will do anyway.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:00 PM ^
The problem is that jackass Brandon is more concerned with having a full house for TV, or the 100,000 streak continue for PR purposes, than to preserve the University's status as a premier institution.
You can pay a guy a million bucks a year, but that doesn't make him a class act.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
Now trending news on Facebook. Showed up on my sidebar. Linked to:
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/9/22/6831037/michigan-will-give-you-2-free…
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2207600-michigan-giving-away-tickets…
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/09/michigan-says-it-was-a-mistak…
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:15 PM ^
And they lead it off by showing the empty stadium at the restart of the Utah game. Nice.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:36 PM ^
Didn't matter. After the two and one-half hour delay, there was no one else in the country watching the game to see the nearly empty stadium.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:06 PM ^
Our rivals couldn't even dream this kind of thing up. It's really unbeliveable that I think we can't sink any lower and yet we continute to do so. I can't imagine what it's going to look like after the OSU game. I feel like I'm watching the titanic sink with Mattison crying and this bullshit today.
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:02 PM ^
Our rivals are sorry for us. That's the worst part about it. Like, Ramsy Nasrallah is so pissed about this he's demanding we fire everyone instead of revelling in how fucking ridiculous/hilarious it is.
When OSU fans aren't mocking stupid shit like this we have a very, very serious problem.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:10 PM ^
I have no problem with this promotion. It is the market price and anybody with any business sense knows you have to sell at a price the market will bear, and two cokes is about the price of UM football right now. I'd buy four cokes and take my family to a game finally.
It reminds me of basketball in the early Belien era. Even though the team stunk the price was right, except there was still hope back then.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:14 PM ^
If the promotion hadn't been approved, how did they get the fucking tickets?
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:19 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2014 at 10:20 PM ^
What's really sad is that the customers are willing to pay more for two cokes if the tickets are not included.
It is ironic that you get two tickets with the purchase of the cokes but then you can't take the cokes into the stadium.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:18 PM ^
Disappointed there hasn't been a Bando appearance in this thread yet. He usually slams DB pretty good.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:19 PM ^
What geniuses the UM AD has in it's offices. Think about it: perhaps the best way to synergize their marketing strategy in a dynamic outside the box kind of paradigm:
HOKE ZERO.
Think about it... you know? as in... the offense scores ZERO with Hoke, Hoke rhymes with Coke?! MARKETING!
September 23rd, 2014 at 3:28 PM ^
Is that what you got this year after the replaced Borges, or is that what they will promise you next season if he turns it around and you keep him for 2015?
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:25 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:36 PM ^
Funny B23 but we didn't have PCs in the 80s, not the early 80s anyway. Or cellphones.
Space Invaders was available at the Union arcade, along with the other, now classic arcade games. Any classes that required computer work, also involved a trip out of your dorm room to look for the nearest DECwriter.
It was, as it hopefully still is now, great to be on campus.
Those early 80s years at UM were the best time of life.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:48 PM ^
Plus 1983 was the Peak of Heavy Metal.
September 23rd, 2014 at 3:37 PM ^
My best friend, Eric, had a TRS 80 for several years before that.
As an aside, I need to go look on Twiitter to see what our old friend Yost has to say about this. He really needs to bring his site back from the dead. Of course the AD is pretty funny on his own.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:25 PM ^
Give me one other major college football program that would even think of doing something like this.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^
We would scoff at Eastern Michigan for running this promotion. Laugh, perhaps. With Michigan? We cry.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
Roger Goddell and Sgt. Schultz have been advising DB. Skywriting, seat cushions, you name it, coke promotion, videos on TMZ?
I know nothing !! ... Now Brady go get me those tickets before Col. Hogan exposes me to the social media!
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:54 PM ^
Miami (YTM) gave away tickets with the order of one Whopper from BK in the 80s. [Source: The U]
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:26 PM ^
Low price at stubhub is still $29, a decent return on the amount of time you had to stand in line for your cokes.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:29 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:31 PM ^
Tell DB to have a Coke and a seat and shut the fuck up.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:43 PM ^
Have a 100K seat stadium you can't fill? Better keep the student ticket prices as the highest in the nation at $295+tax for 7 terrible games. I hope Brandon isn't a Ross product.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
It has only been called Ross for the last decade. So we've got our tracks covered.
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:21 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
Phil Coke day would involve the team blowing a big lead and I don't see how that is possible with this offense.
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:55 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2014 at 10:46 PM ^
@DaveBrandonAD ... for the lulz:
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=to%3ADaveBrandonAD&src=typd
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:04 PM ^
Wow. That is some vitriol in there. Good.
September 23rd, 2014 at 12:02 AM ^
Could you imagine what things would be like if Bill Martins coaching search had happened now......
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:47 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^
It seems like the team should run out to Benny Hill music rather than the Victors.
I laughed at this. And I'm not in a laughing mood.
September 22nd, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^
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September 22nd, 2014 at 11:41 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
and the edgy take. But Jimbo ain't comin' to Ann Arbor this season.
I want it as bad as anybody, but it just isn't in the cards right now.
August 11th, 2015 at 9:23 PM ^
September 22nd, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
Embarrassing. This has become a clown show.
At this point I don't care how involved Brandon personally was in this latest fiasco. There have been far too many under his watch. I'm done.