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TWIS is up - Oh Texas...
He needs to revise TWIS today, and get that Spanish translater working, for some good schadenfreude out of Mexico today.
"You're not going to Brazil...
You're not going to Brazil...
You're not going, you're not going, you're not going to Brazil"
Simple but brilliant!
Dove hunting tomorrow AM.
And early-stage serial killer.
Yeah, that got a little dark, even if he was joking.
re: Florida Gators
we wasted two time outs on things that we should not have to call a time out for in my opinion!!!
Man, this dude is excited about his opinion on timeouts.
He's also nine years old. Hopefully.
or is Brian Kelly.
Other examples could be:
"we failed to achieve sufficient yardage that we should have gained, in my opinion!!"
"results were not as optimal, in my opinion, as we would have hoped!!"
"we wasted plays throwing the ball when, in fact, the ball was not caught!!"
"the football team from my area is not, in my opinion, better than the football team from your area, and this is troubling!!"
This is hilarious and should definitely be a thing.
Man, I love the Sparty entry. And the little aside that this is what they look like when they win. It looks like the Dantonio honeymoon is winding down and Sparty is returning to the "I can't believe we have to root for both these incompetents and the Lions" fanbase that I know and love.
A typical exchange between Spartan fans:
thinking that you can put out a kitchen grease fire by throwing gasoline on it.
I'm guessing he woke up Sunday and said "Oh God, what have I done?"
To be fair, if you had enough gasoline poured it on fast enough you could theorhetically smother the grease fire before the gasoline explodes.
I can't imagine a way to deliver a smothering-capable quantity of gasoline all at once, fast enough to prevent it from igniting (unless maybe just the bottom part of the gas can catch fire and the rest of it just keeps falling and smothers that bottom part?).
Anyway, like putting out an oil well fire with an explosion, it seems inadvisable to attempt this trick in the defensive backfield.
Somehow having a good defense and a terrible offense isn't as bad as the reverse. As we've all experienced, having a terrible defense hits you square in your football pride.
He looks so genuinely sad! Poor fella, looks like he just had to put his dog down.
To be fair, when I consume whiskey, places that are not my house often seem like my house.
Poor little leprechaun. "Me gold! Me gold! Who's taken me beautiful gold?"
This man needs a bigger hat.
I like the matchup on the outside there.
against a virgin caucasian?
ALL DAY LONG
I don't know if this has been posted, but I was curious about Brown's contract status. Looks like just last year they extended him through 2020.
Ouch. Wonder what his buyout is?
Best comment of TWIS : Stephen Hawking could get 100 yards against us. Wow.
Did MSU really have 265 yards of offense against USF? I watched most of that game and I don't remember seeing that many offensive yards.
sure that was accumulated via 173 possessions.
Strangely enough, that's what the box score reads, but it was over 64 plays, which means that they were moving the ball about 4.1 yards or so per play on average. This is actually a slight improvement from the WMU game, where it was somewhere in the 3.8 yards per play range, I think - the had almost 80 offensive snaps against WMU and only slightly more yards than in the USF game.
I wonder if GERG is going to do alright at Texas. They've got talent, no doubt, but it seemed Diaz has been just incompetent. It seemed that, at least defensively, we didn't have the kind of talent that Texas currently does when GERG was here.
I'm not sure how I'll feel if he shores up the Texas defense and they start to perform well. For now, I suppose I'll just stick to beaver jokes/references.
And your answer is GERG?
You know, GERG was hired by Longhorn Network to be an analyst, and to also scout the opponents. I wonder how much of the game plans Texas used this year revolved around notes by GERG?
Regardless that defense is bad. And Greg Robinson most likely will make it worst. Mike Martin I believe said not long after his first Mattison practice that GERG pretty much had them playing backyard football on defense.
This TWIS was quality.
Shaggybevo is all blowed up with anger towards mack brown. USC is awful too. Glorious!
Hiring GERG is like drilling a hole in your boat to let the flooded water out.
Do we get to choose where to drill the hole?