TWIS is Up!
Featuring the fan bases of Virginia Tech, Virginia, Maryland, Oregon, Tennessee, Missouri, Arizona and Auburn, with Texas crashing everyone's party. My favorite time of the week and this past one was busy.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:11 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 6:28 PM ^
Hello...Morman...they probably thanked us for pulling our foot off of the gas peddle in the second half
September 30th, 2015 at 6:28 PM ^
Mormons don't get sad. They have Dr. Spock-like emotional control.
September 30th, 2015 at 8:01 PM ^
You are right AND they also have that Vulcan sense of humor:
"Live Long and Fornicate Jim"
October 1st, 2015 at 8:30 AM ^
Who is "Fornicate Jim"?
/s
September 30th, 2015 at 6:31 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 6:37 PM ^
It's not quite as funny when the acursed college footbal fans are not swearing like truckers.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:54 PM ^
I guess it's only the BYU players, not fans, that swear...
September 30th, 2015 at 9:34 PM ^
BYU's fanbase conforms to basically every Mormon stereotype
September 30th, 2015 at 11:12 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 6:13 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 7:30 PM ^
If so, maybe they can sign him today and let Edsall finish up his contract!
September 30th, 2015 at 8:03 PM ^
What about Lane Kiffin? I am sure there are a lot of people on the East Coast who he has not slept with yet???
September 30th, 2015 at 9:26 PM ^
How can you be so sure? That sultry look he's giving in that picture certainly seems to suggest otherwise.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:18 PM ^
Oregon quotes are the_win
September 30th, 2015 at 6:23 PM ^
"Whiskeyshits and Clarity of Mind", a novel by Bret Easton Ellis - had me rolling
A close second re: VaTech: "Getting high off beating Purdue is the college football equivalent of drinking mouthwash for the alcohol content"
Love TWIS
September 30th, 2015 at 10:26 PM ^
Everything is bigger in Texas, except for the stadium of course.
Seriously, with the Brandon/Patterson comparison and the absolute shit-fests on the field, they are eerily like Michigan of the last few years. Just bigger.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:23 PM ^
Texas did get screwed a bit by the officials.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:33 PM ^
Depressing as hell and yet remarkably creative.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:23 PM ^
Good news/bad news
Good news: The eyes of the college football world were on UVa tonight.
Bad news: The eyes of the college football world were on UVa tonight. - Virginia commenter
I had to laugh at this, only because this is the game I turned on when I got back from a company dinner on Friday night and about an hour later, I had to turn it off because I was beginning to feel awful for Cavaliers fans. Judging from the commentary on Twitter (and I thank my fellow MGoBloggers for being obsessive students of football like me), a lot of people switched to the Stanford / Oregon State game for that same reason. It just became too awful to watch even with no dog in the fight.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:48 PM ^
You're at rock bottom when someone can justify hiring Derek Dooley.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:58 PM ^
Serious question since this is an OT post. Who should UVA hire? London's done after this year. Craig Littlepage needs to hit it out of the park like he did with Tony Bennett for bball. There is no reason UVA should be so bad. Every other sport at UVA is good or dominant - Virginia won the Capital Cup by a landslide last year despite football going 2-10 (Nattys in three sports). It's has tradition: playing football since 1888, founding member of ACC, the "Oldest Rivalry in the South" with UNC, a modern era of being pretty good and occasinally great under George Welsh (18 years), and puts a weird amount of players in the NFL given it's on-field performance. It has a gorgeous stadium, campus and elite overall facilities. It's in fertile recruiting ground near DC/NOVA, Richmond and Hampton Roads with only one major in-state rival in VT (who is declining). Bottomline it's an attractive job, or should be with all it's built in advantages. Any thoughts on who's the right fit and who could succeed there? Don't you dare say Mack Brown.
September 30th, 2015 at 6:59 PM ^
right?
September 30th, 2015 at 7:06 PM ^
Brady Hoke. He's a nice guy, needs a job and he'd do better than what UVA has now.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:07 PM ^
If interested - this Grantland article sums up what I'm saying nicely and even mentions Michigan briefly as a comparison. http:// http://grantland.com/features/tide-vs-gators-problem-uva-nice-steak-tucson/
September 30th, 2015 at 7:22 PM ^
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September 30th, 2015 at 7:34 PM ^
I agree with Kirby Smart. He's a good ol boy who'd fit in nicely and from the Saban coaching tree. I'd be scared that as soon as he had some success he's get hired away by an SEC school though.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:38 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 9:12 PM ^
The best candidates I can think of are midwest guys. I don't know if they'd be a good fit. They should give Bud Foster a call just to hear what he says. That hire would ruffle some feathers.
October 1st, 2015 at 9:25 AM ^
I LIKE the idea of hiring Mack Brown. He's got some kind of a bad rap for finishing up his Texas career with a few 8 or 9 win seasons. Oh the humanity.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:03 PM ^
Poor damn Texas.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:05 PM ^
just not as funny as it used to be under brian
September 30th, 2015 at 7:07 PM ^
Yeah, I feel like the author tries too hard to inject himself into everything and explain to the readers why each comment sounds funny.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:06 PM ^
Can't wait for the Vols section. TWIS is all I could think of when Florida came back to win.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:15 PM ^
When did Brian stop doing TWIS?
September 30th, 2015 at 7:16 PM ^
the fella has a lot on his plate
September 30th, 2015 at 8:04 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 7:20 PM ^
deserve all of this since they're the asshats that broke college football by being greedy a holes.
September 30th, 2015 at 8:18 PM ^
September 30th, 2015 at 8:25 PM ^
Having your own network when you're a member of a conference? Yeah, that's pretty greedy.
September 30th, 2015 at 9:48 PM ^
Yeah, it was not just greedy, but stupid as hell. There's a lot of schools that could sustain a network all by themselves due to their fanbase. Michigan could, no doubt. Ohio State could. USC proooooooooobably could. Alabama definitely could. In a different era, Tennessee could. Texas is special in the way all blue blood college athletic programs are special, but it's not completely unique either.
The difference between Texas and those other schools is that the people running those other schools had the sense to know that starting their own national TV channel would irrevocably screw up their conference, and that nobody will pay money to see intersquad scrimmages or to watch their program play the Rices of the world long term. It's more profitable long term to be in a stable, healthy conference.
It already cost them 4 of their most valuable tv draws, and it cost them a lifeline out of the conference once they should have realized they had made a mistake. It'll ultimately cost the conference Oklahoma, who is going to eventually leave when it gets a chance. All for a little extra money.
September 30th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
I can see Oklahoma and Oklahoma State joining the SEC, if conferences expand to 16 teams.
September 30th, 2015 at 7:39 PM ^
That the EDSBS gang subtweeted on the Fullcast was an all time monument to idiocy. I didn't think he could top his, "Hey, Shawn Watson MADE Bridgewater" column he's probably destroyed by now, but he managed.
September 30th, 2015 at 8:07 PM ^
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September 30th, 2015 at 8:21 PM ^
but if you're talking about "literally impossible" as that defensive holding against a running play, that's a real call. It gets called in the NFL a few times a year, usually to a 3-4 team that uses a nose tackle to grab one of the double-teaming lineman and prevent him from releasing onto the linebackers. The Steelers' Casey Hampton used to get called for this about once a year.
It's rarely applied and arguably a stupid rule but it exists and looks to have been technically correct in that game as the nose tackle did exactly what I described to keep the OL from getting to the second level block, though in a game with that many calls going against Texas they probably should have swallowed the flag.
September 30th, 2015 at 8:28 PM ^
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September 30th, 2015 at 9:22 PM ^