M makes a big showing, and MGoBoard posters Gordon, Nantucket Blue, UMgradMSUdad, SheridanForMVP, bluetell, Bando Calrissian, ColoradoGoBlue, TheGhostofYost, NFG, TheLastHoke, allintime23, Mturner, white_pony_rocks and brandanomano all make cameo appearances.
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Like Brian's title says, though, at least everyone's not Auburn.
At least Auburn will be
Al Borges can apply for it
since he used to coach at Auburn!
Damn, I was hoping I would
Damn, I was hoping I would make it. As much as I bitched, I suppose I didn't go full-tenorman
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon
I'm glad I was away from a
I'm glad I was away from a computer all weekend. With the stuff I was yelling drunk, I can only imagine what I would have typed
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Noooooooo!!!
Noooooooo!!!
All in for some manball.
Sparty?
Is that you?
I love Greg Mattison
I felt that sparty no coming
I felt that sparty no coming from Miami.
All in for some manball.
There's a real sense of
There's a real sense of foreboding in your title. I think it's the period. Nice touch.
Well thank you...
I always try to make my thread titles as foreboding as possible.
Go Blue!
I think there were a lot
I think there were a lot bigger freakouts than what made it. I know I had a few.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
DId I miss the
tears of unfathomable sadness?
I'm pretty sure Michigan is
I'm pretty sure Michigan is implied.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Rutgers Fans...
"I’d rather drink from the Raritan than get my hopes up about this team." - Rutgers fan, regarding their 27-6 loss to Pitt
Now that the Raritan can support a sizeable fish population, by all accounts, the chances of this person surviving to 2014 and Rutgers' official entry into the Big Ten are likely pretty good. Now, if he wants to take a sip of the Rouge down by the Severstal plant, on the other hand....
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
Or,
since Rutgers is on the banks of the Raritan, a sip from the Huron would be indicated.
Which could lead to an interesting hobby: collecting a water sample from the closest body of water to each of the Big Ten member institutions.
Taking it one week at a time
OT
Sorry but this isn't really thread worthy. STAEE is representing the B1G well tonight.
/s
"And if that doesn't wet your appetite, you're watching the wrong channel."
You can usually find me bumping some Reggae, hammered on Higgins Lake with the goon squad. #HALOL
Go Blue!
I gotta say
I'm not too impressed by Sparty and Izzzzzzzzzzone so far, he called a timeout when they had a little run and stopped their momentum and they just generally don't look that great, decent at best.
I think we're the better team for sure and wouldn't surprise me if we swept them this year, we shall see.
That didn't make me happy.
That didn't make me happy. Just reminded me of the angst of Saturday. Why would Brian do this to us? Haven't we been through enough? Fire Brian!
/sarcasm, if you couldn't tell
Bo Schembechler BA, Bear Bryant Law.
I wasn't THAT
I wasn't THAT insane.....right????
If you don't like Michigan you are a peasant
I was. At least I don't
I was. At least I don't remember posting That.
All in for some manball.
I'm famous !!!
I'm famous !!!
I'm famous!
Now what stupid thing I said is now plastered across the internet?
Edit: Nevermind, I made a joke
O Gawd
I hope tressel for wisconsin is joke.
Warning: My imagination is inefficient.
Vision
I just envisioned players trading their equipment for cheese. How much cheddar for an autographed game used jersey?
You and me both.
You and me both.
That Wisconsin W looks pretty
That Wisconsin W looks pretty sharp on a red sweater vest.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Well No it's actually real
Well No it's actually real
We must not falter! Show strength, show courage, show pride, but show no mercy!
I think we make got TWIS
I think we make got TWIS material. No emoticons, a lack of ALL CAPS and 1's for exclamation points. I enjoyed the general humor of our schadenfreude
Triple Post Dude?
I see you feel very strongly about this
YES I DO
!!1111111!1
(You get one guess where I found that emoticon)
I think we make got TWIS
I think we make got TWIS material. No emoticons, a lack of ALL CAPS and 1's for exclamation points. I enjoyed the general humor of our schadenfreude
I think we make got TWIS
I think we make got TWIS material. No emoticons, a lack of ALL CAPS and 1's for exclamation points. I enjoyed the general humor of our schadenfreude
Not as good as my quintuple
Not as good as my quintuple post a while back, but I'll take it
If you don't like Michigan you are a peasant
I think we make got TWIS
I think we make got TWIS material. No emoticons, a lack of ALL CAPS and 1's for exclamation points. I enjoyed the general humor of our schadenfreude
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
Hello: micheal ferns x12 is
Hello: micheal ferns x12 is still better but A for effort
Who?
Who?
BONUS:
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
I was at the stadium and then
I was at the stadium and then I had to go to work, otherwise I would have posted more kittens.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
I missed the Delaney post
I didn't see the Delany post. It was freaking incredible. I have a new world view - everything is Jim Delaney's fault. It all makes soooo much sense now.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
I wonder what would've
I wonder what would've happened if I made it. Since my username isn't my real name or anything...
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
Join the bone marrow donor registry today: www.dkmsamericas.org (do it.)
You probably would have had a
You probably would have had a fleeting moment of pride, then the reality would sink in: even your own mother isn't proud of you for your moment in the spot light because she doesn't read sports blogs, you didn't use your real name, and while what you posted is kind of funny, it's also embarrassing, so you would have never even shown it to her in the first place. It's about the equivalent of getting a 3 second shot on BTN of you in the crowd because you're dressed in some foolish get-up with your face painted and acting like a drunken idiot. Nobody can recognize you because your face is painted, which at first pisses you off, but once you sober up, and watch the video, you're really, really happy about that.
Yep
I just avoided posting on Saturday. I'm not happy, even with Borges, but I don't think firing him is the answer. And there just was no point in descending into the madness and vitriol of Saturday's threads. I don't ever want to be on TWIS.
"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi
I know I'm never going to be
I know I'm never going to be able to look any UM grad who is also an MSU dad in the face the same way again...
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
Join the bone marrow donor registry today: www.dkmsamericas.org (do it.)
At least we come off as
At least we come off as pretty witty in our abject misery and dispair. I mean a Haiku AND a Limerick?
It would have been better
If bogus actually rhymed with any of the other words.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
I like limericks a lot
I like limericks a lot better. Don't get me wrong, haikus are fun, but sometimes they're just too easy. For a limerick, you can say more and use both meter and rhyme. Success, therefore, is even more glorious.
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
White Pony's thread about
White Pony's thread about protesting at Schembechler Hall was classic (inappropriate, but classic) because of his edit. I laughed out loud at that one, if only because punch and pie would definitely increase turnout. That's just good advertising.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
You have to offer fabulous prizes...
FREE HAT!!!
Go Blue!
Alright, I'm famous now. When
Alright, I'm famous now. When do I start making money from posting on mgoblog? I'm confused as to how this works. Will the Internet send me a check or just an envelope full of cash?
Special Teams means special times!
I think you have to get in
I think you have to get in touch with that guy in Africa that keeps contacting people about money he is holding for people in the States that are ancestors of African princes. I've heard that he handles all internets distributions. I can forward his email address if you'd like . . .
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Thank you. Forget that I
Thank you. Forget that I didn't win the powerball. That's chump change compared to what I'm about to get.
Special Teams means special times!
No next week?
Like there can't be freakouts and sadness in championship games?!?!
But the real question is - are otters the saddest creatures of all the animal kingdom? Discuss.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
At least Auburn will be hiring a new Offensive Coordinator in short order.