http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2012/9/25/3407280/iowa-college-...
Iowa wins the Tears of Unfathomable Sadness. I was surprised by the minimal coverage of Michigan given what I felt were big meltdowns, but maybe not as bad as I remember. Or Brian was being nice.
I hate the new sbnation
Agreed.
Too much.
I'm with you, brother!
I actually just came back to the board to complain about this, too! I haven't read any SBN sites in a couple of weeks and tried to check out Maize'n'Brew this morning. It's borderline unreadable.
What say you, Charles Barkley?
They're a bunch of
They're a bunch of knuckleheads.
Victors Valiant
Maybe for to be easier to
Maybe for to be easier to read on mobile devices? Doesn't look bad on the ol' iPhone.
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
EDBS
Not a fan, but it absolutely kills EDSBS. I hadn't realized it was SB Nation but it had a unique layout that just said EDSBS. Maybe it's just me, but it just "looked like EDSBS". Now it looks generic.
They clearly designed it for
Similar to TWIS
So, here's another one, like the TWIS... and ironically they have a new layout too. Easier to read, and good content too, even though it is rollbamaroll.com. Always guaranteed a few good laughs.
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2012/9/25/3385526/its-meltdown-time-week-four
They have a new layout
They have a new layout because all sbnation sites got a new layout --- edsbs, bhgp, blackshoediaries,maizenbrew, etc
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
Not so ironic then. Lol.
But
Not so ironic then. Lol.
But still, it's much easier to follow their lay out.
Also, your author page is messed up
http://www.sbnation.com/authors/brian-cook
is only showing stuff from May/June.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Brian%20@%20MGoBlog/blog
does work, though.
It just feels like the whole of sbnation is yelling at me.
"Why would you ask a dumb question like that?" -Lloyd Carr
Lol
I am still pondering whether BiSB has reviewed my comments which he deemed flagrant enough for a Bolivianing. I'd like to know what I posted that was so incendiary.
Take your medicine, keep your
Take your medicine, keep your chin up and make quality contributions and you'll find your way back soon enough. Thought BiSB was pretty clear -- he was cutting with a hatchet not a scalpel the Night of Many Whoopsies.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
Night of Many Whoopsies?
That sounds more like something venereal disease-related than blog postish.
No excuses. Play like a champion.
Your night in question
Would technically be "The Night of the Long Whoopsies"...
Or something like that.
Nazi history reference.
that doesn't involve comparing someone to Hitler or the Nazis.
Kudos, my friend.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
Ummm, no
Barely veiled sexual reference? Every day of the week and twice on Sundays (that's what I wish she said).
Nazi reference? Under no circumstances. Ever (unless the Jeopardy topic is "Infamous Assholes in History"). Any comparison to the putsch in 1934 is completely unintentional.
Upon Further Review
The snowflake nature of the thread combined with the "Denard is a horrendous quarterback who lacks mental fortitude" stuff gives me pause. But above all, it makes me worry that the next time something goes to shit you may re-offend and contribute to the Chinatown-ening of the board.
I will make a deal with you; I'll cut your suspension to one month, with credit for time served.
Now is not the time to go
Now is not the time to go soft! I suggest, nay demand, that a new rule be implemented that anyone and everyone who starts a thread be banned for a full fortnight!
Any chance you want to bring
Any chance you want to bring me back from Bolivia while you're at it?
I don't remember
Why are you there?
I made a sarcastic crack
I made a sarcastic crack about how the sky was falling with the transfer of Vlad Emilien, and Tim, intoxicated with power, docked me 40k points for it.
Little known fact:
I have
Little known fact:
I have this many points because I made a Paterno joke when the scandal broke and was docked 10,000 points. I successfully petitioned to get them back, as I had a good diary all put together. Then, my timeout expired and I got a second 10,000 points tacked on to my total, artificially inflating my total.
Now I look like one of the cool kids with a lot of points. Or one of the dorky kids, depending on how you view MGoPoints.
I feel like admitting this will help me to sleep better tonight. I'm pretty sure that the statute of limitations is no longer in play, so I expect my points to be there tomorrow...
Hail.
CHEATER
I have docked you the original 10,000 points, plus another 10,000 points for not pointing out the error earlier. But I have granted you 20,000 points for your honesty.
I hope you've learned your lesson.
I feel like I'm at Hogwarts!
I feel like I'm at Hogwarts!
I'm confused...
so flwolverine is your sister, and your daughter?
"The last Saturday in November at 12 o'clock, that ball being kicked off, there’s nothing like it." - Coach Hoke
Arkansas Coaching Candidates
Nick Saban, Bobby Petrino, John Gruden, Vince Lombardi, Les Miles, Bear Bryant, am I missing anyone?
Stoops
Stoops, Bob. Should be easy for Arkansas to lure him one state over. It's Arkansas, fergawdsakes.
Especially after they fire him
For Switzer.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Michigan fans should really,
Michigan fans should really, really be hoping for Dantonio or Narduzzi to go south.
Well, there is precedence
Arkansas's experience with coaches from MSU is clearly going swimmingly.
Literally?
I think they're both doing a fine job of "going south" right in EL this year. I don't want to see either of them leave until they taste a fair measure of revenge from the Maize and Blue.
No need
My sources say Alabama is trading Saban to Arkansas for John L. plus a co-ed to be named later. John L. almost blew the deal by letting the cat out of the bag when talking about "his Alabama team". Book it.
Poor Razorback Fans...
BallHog1: if I hire an armadillo to wash my car, no sense getting mad at the 'dillow when he doesn't do a real good job of it.
Justifiable Hogicide: True, but you sure get p'd at the idiot that blew up the car wash and hired the armadillo.
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The fact that the list of coaching candidates in some of their discussion threads includes the dead is sad yet hilarious at the same time. They are truly in hell in Fayetteville.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
Justifiable Hogicide: True,
Justifiable Hogicide: True, but you sure get p'd at the idiot that blew up the car wash and hired the armadillo.
Clearly this is an imposter -- any real Hog fan would say "...the moran the blewed up that there car worsh..."
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
I had us losing to bama, ND,
I had us losing to bama, ND, and Nebraska this year before the season. Saturday killed me but in the long run the defense may have been born. Although I may have had a little melt down.
All in for some manball.
I wish AICGHG had been around
I wish AICGHG had been around for the 2009 Michigan-Iowa game.
Epic hilarity from EDSBS
From EDSBS, on the Iowa loss last weekend:
Buyouts are a sign you've risen to a level of specialty in your profession so prized and so very rare that the very notion of changing jobs must be booby-trapped with horrendous financial penalties for all concerned. Either that, or your agent planted a bag of heroin in the President's car, and dialed 9-1 and waited for the University President to decide if he wanted to pay up or find out how fast police dogs really can bring down a sixty year old man at a full sprint.
Anyone else have flashbacks
Anyone else have flashbacks to Tenacious D while watching that Dantonio video?
Is that Section 1 on RR's
Is that Section 1 on RR's right?
ROFLet
cetera, that is great.
I'm still trying to figure out
Why #7 is in Ultimate Warrior training...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
I think they are just #7's
I think they are just #7's painted on his face. He did it in a mirror so one if backwards.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
I had to
I had to avatar this. Too great.
Thanks Thorin/Mgovideo for avatar
I hate the new sbnation layout. It's so large, obtrusive, and hyper-dependent on scrolling. Why'd they have to change it?
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."