For The Twelve Weeks of Michigan (My true love gave to me...)
This came from the Good Idea, Bad Idea thread posted earlier today.
Credit goes to GoBlueScott, who came up with the idea, and provided all the odd-numbered "weeks" below.
It is re-posted here for your enjoyment.
On the second week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the third week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the fourth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the fifth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Five Saturn-Punting Zoltans!
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the sixth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Six freshmen starting
Five Zoltans Punting
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the seventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the eighth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the ninth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the tenth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the eleventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Eleven Soul Erections
Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the twelfth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Twelve men defending
Eleven Soul Erections
Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor RAGES
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
The Twelve Weeks of Michigan
On the first week of Michigan my true love gave to me: A home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the second week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the third week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Three Slot Ninjas
On the fourth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the fifth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Five Saturn-Punting Zoltans!
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the sixth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Six freshmen starting
Five Zoltans Punting
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the seventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the eighth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the ninth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the tenth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the eleventh week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Eleven Soul Erections
Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor Rages
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
On the twelfth week of Michigan my true love gave to me: Twelve men defending
Eleven Soul Erections
Ten receivers scoring
Nine Barwis Pornos
Eight Big House sell-outs
Seven Touchdowns Leaping
Six freshmen starting
FIIIIIIIVE PUNTING ZOLTAAAAAAAANS
Four Minor RAGES
Three Slot Ninjas
Two '90s Heismans
And a home No. 1 Jer-sey!
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:13 PM ^
I was really hoping for 11 Winged Helmets.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:18 PM ^
talk to scott. I was on the evens.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:31 PM ^
...or rolling it into next year's version.
(I also considered 11 (OMG) Shirtless Wonders, and 11 Victors Valiant. ...)
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:14 PM ^
I especially loved the "six freshmen starting" and "Nine Barwis Pornos" lines.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:52 PM ^
And hopfully one Cullen Christian!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 PM ^
Great work.