Troy Woolfolk, master troll
Troy Woolfolk, on Twitter:
Just got back from the doctor and due to yesterday's injury at practice i have to sit out another year cause I re-injured my ankle.
I refuse to believe anything other than that this is an April Fool’s Day prank.
If true I will end my life tonight
That's all we ever get!
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Just saw him yesterday. No limp, crutch, brace etc. April Fools man.
What if you saw him before the injury.
I know it's an April Fool's joke, but my footballmotions couldn't take another hit like that...
This bag reminds me of Dantonio.
I always thought Dantonio looked more like the bag below...
Well played sir, well played.
My upvotes, make mew ish that the old voting system was back...
Never caught the bastard. I did get Mewtwo with the Master Ball, though.
and the thread reaches a new low.
Get off his lawn
I had the original red and blue games for my game boy. I caught every freaking pokemon during bus trips for a band trip in Europe. I would transfer over pokemon from my older gameboy to my gameboy color using a link cable. Then some doucher got a hold of my gameboy and erased my saved game.
I was a Blue Edition guy. I never got the Red edition to fill in the gaps, but I did invest time and energy into buying a strategy guide. Apparently if you can level up the Magicarp you buy near the city with the first Badge match, it evolves into a Gyrados at 20. Plus you can teach it Thunderbolt and a bunch of other stuff that doesn't make sense for its type, like Hyper Beam and Fly...or even Surf!
The other members of my dream team: Vileplume (massive HP + Solar Beam), Dragonite (all-round beatstick), Mewtwo (Strong Psi attacks and high stats), Zapdos (best Lightning attacks in the game vs. Water or Air-type Pokemon), and Golem (Dig, massive HP, strong Ground and Rock attacks). Good times.
It reminds me of these guys:
But I can't even imagine the meltdown there would be on this board if this were true.
Just find last year's thread about it. No need to imagine.
God damn it Woolfolk.
Don't you mean Woolfork?.../s
This is just mean.
Unless he hurt his ankle on his way off the practice field and into the locker room, I can verify that this is 100% April Fools hoax.
Can't wait to see him in action this season.
Go Blue
April Fool's where one of our players announced he was transfering or something like that? Wasn't it Gardner to Arizona State?
YALL CAN RELAX I JUST SAW HIM 15 MINUTES AGO
Thanks Ollie.
I miss Oliie
With the April Fools Forecast. Thanks Ollie.
Ok, I know it's a joke, but humor me....
Technically, wouldn't a season-ending injury end his career? Isn't he a redshir Sr, who's already taken one year for medical redshirt. You can't take more than that, correct?
I don't know the circumstances, but players have received a 6th year before if I am not mistaken. One that comes to mind is Wasean Tait at Toledo from one of Pinkel's teams in the 90's.
He had never been redshirted so he just used a normal one last year and skipped the hassle of paperwork.
Grayshirt
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Well I saw him walk I into our class yesterday and he seemed fine to me
Jokes on April 1st do not count as trolling. Don't blame Troy if you're an April Fool.
Please don't tempt Michigan Secondary hating God ... let him sleep
Angry Michigan Secondary Hating God does not sleep. He waits.
...that The Angry Michigan Secondary Hating God is in fact Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking our defensive backs in the ankles?
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again!
My nine year old is coming up with better April Fools jokes than the ones I am seeing here today.
Already Troy is like an "Old Man" out there on the field playing with kids.
If he keeps getting injured like this he will qualify for Social Security before he graduates from University.