Troll Sparty
Take the direct approach... poop on the desk when he leaves for lunch
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eat a few triple cheesburgers before you do
Invite him for a friendly lunch at Olive Garden. They are have a "choose 3 of 9 favorites for $12.99" special right now. True story.
Ooooh...bruh you savage
I take it you are an OSU fan.
he'd have said to poop in the guy's cooler
This is pure gold lol
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Use the Sparty flag for toilet paper!
fit your avatar
Poop in his cooler!
No wait, that is buckeye fans.
If your "friend" has to ask the internet for help in being clever, then maybe he shouldn't be trying to troll anyone.
This is one of the best burns I have ever read.
Here's my suggestion: have the guy spend the rest of his life being more intelligent and successful than his Sparty co-worker. That should do it - he won't even realize he's being trolled, but everyone else will know.
is the best revenge.
-George Herbert
Really no need to troll sparty anymore anyways. MAGNUS how do you see the d-line in this years class. I like Hutchinson, Thompson, Friday, Perkins
and make a friendly, permanent lunch bet on the outcome of the game for as long as they sit next to each other (no point spread)
after buying 3-9 lunches over the next 3-9 years their friend may move 23-32 miles away to a new job
I'd suggest to tell your friend who just got hired to focus on doing his job and that pissing off a coworker immediately after you are hired isn't what a Michigan man does.
This. This is the answer.
Plus, Sparty or not, if you're out of state, any Michigander is an ally. Tigers, beer, Pure Michigan lake nostalgia, etc.
Fact.
I moved down to GA for work, and my best friend from here was an MSU grad. B1G brotherhood in SEC country. Michigan nostalgia. Friendly rivalry. It's the way to go. Unless this individual is a turd. Then whatever, just be better at your job than him.
Yes. I live out of state and literally have friends just because they are from Michigan. I got sick of locals asking what euchre is and why I always drink a beer called Founders. My Michigan friends understand how awesome those are.
Thirded. Except for the beer part, in my case.
For those of us who are from the south and only went to school up there, I'm glad that I don't have to treat any msu fans as an ally.
January 13th, 2018 at 2:16 AM ^
Troll, get out!
From Spartan tailgate on 24/7
Oh my God some of the posts in that thread are pure gold. I love MGoHillbilly's trolling. Bravo to whomever that is.
January 22nd, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
Steve
Google Jim and dwight pranks.
I hit myself with the phone this morning. I blame Jim Halpert.
If his name is Mike, pay everyone $5 to call him Mork for a day.
Silently? Act as though their school and college football team do not exist.
Skywriting always works
Light a couch on fire... Everyone will assume it was the sparty.
people on trips around the world along with a large Michigan flag. We had pictures taken and sent them to him for over a year. We used a dummy email with captions about not to worry. " I am safe and having a good time with my Big Brother. "
I'd say forget it. Enjoy watching Michigan state disappoint him on their own this year.
Leave it to The Team.
Or the court system.
How about ignoring him and his shitty football program? Not even acknowledging them is the ultimate insult and why they get so angry in the first place; hence the little brother thing.
I'm gonna guess that if the guy is willing to hang a Spartan flag he is probably one of the few fans that isn't a total douche. Those ones have all gone into hiding at this point. So trolling him may not be as pleasing as he or you think it is.
If the MSU guy has a flag hanging in his workspace, the precedent has been set that that's okay so have your friend fly his own (same size) Michigan flag. Simple, easy, and professional enough for that work environment.
Don't even acknowledge it.
Who knew.
I can tell you your friend's not working in northern Ohio cause there's 0.0% MSU "fans" in this area. I see a fair amount of Michigan stuff on shirts, cars, boats, ect but absolutely nada for Sparty.
I've lived out of state since college and I've never met a MSU fan. I've met tons of Michigan fans at every stop I've been.
I work on submarines for a living. Worked on the Michigan multiple times. They don't fly a sparty flag on there mast. That fucker is Maize and Blue.
With all the masses attempting to move to Northern Ohio and call such a wonderul place home, I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on locking down that amazing piece of real estate!
Put up an Indiana flag and pretend to be an Indiana fan until the first time he says something about something bad happening to Indiana. Then act surprised and say you thought the flags were up for purposes of irony since nobody could actually be fans of such shitty programs.
Leave Baylor, Penn State, and (say) NAMBLA flags in his workspace.
Attention Human Resources, I only googled NAMBLA to see what this guy was talking about. No need to be alarmed. I'll get back to work now.
Ditto
There's nothing a troll could do that his program hasn't done to itself. Silently watching him all year will be enough.
is trolling himself already.
If only there was a meme for this...
Be quiet and do your job better than MSU guy would be my advice.