Here are my suggestions (which, for the literal-minded, are not necessarily meant to be taken seriously - you've been warned):
Nails
Trey of Ann Arbor, the Never-Squeamish
Blue Velvet
The Mulholland Driver
Lefty
The Death Dealer - of Death
Poncho
Baron von Quicksilver
Jelly Roll Morton
Ralph Biggum
Quetzalcoatl, Jr.
Diamond Joe
Vice Duke Heinrich Wilhelm Laggenthorpe III, the Destroyer of Dreams
Leadbelly
Spartan Killer
The Impressively Mature Young Man
Justice Brandeis
---Any additions?



I hear "Impressively Mature Young Man" at least 50 times a game. Leaning on that one.